ME + CHUCK NORRIS = LOVE!!!
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Thread Topic: ME + CHUCK NORRIS = LOVE!!!
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THIS WAS A DARE BY ANASTASIA!
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NUUUU!
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You weren't supposed to say it was a dare Oh well!!! LOL!!!!!!
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i already did :) im so sweet!
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This is epic hehe =)
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man u ppl ares crazy lol its funny
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i know :) We are awesome
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chuck norris can burn an ant with a magnifine glass.....at night.
every christmas the only 2 things chuck norris asks for are a sledge hammer and a box of smurfs.
chuck norris invented the color black. in fact he invented all the colors under the spectrum. except pink, tom cruise invented pink. -
NUH UH!! I WAS IN LOVE WITH CHUCK NORRIS EVER SINCE I WAS SEVEN!!!
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg he cracks open a chicken.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first trip to Toyko.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear. -
Wtf, nathan...
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When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesnt lift himself off the ground. He pushes the ground away from him.
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lol vampi
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Oops I didn't realize the first one I wrote Bob already did, I just copy/pasted the ones I like Sorry Bob
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rapists_r_scary Newbiejesus walked on water but chuck norris can swim through dry land lol
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