An important story about me...
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Thread Topic: An important story about me...
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I have a bit of an obsession. A love, I prefer to call it. But what is it for, you may ask? I will answer. It is about toilet paper.
You may wonder how this love came about. Let me begin with my beginning with the toilet, and my introductory to toilet paper and potty training.
When I was a small child, I was to be potty trained, as any child was. As soon as I sat down on the toilet, noticed something. The round, glorious, pale roll in the wall next to me. I pulled on it, and it started unrolling. Once I noticed this roll was wrapped around itself multiple times and could be easily disposed of, I decided, that I would forever love this beautiful invention. That was the day I discovered toilet paper.
When I was five, I began going to kindergarten. Sure, I'd seen and used the daycare's toilet paper, but that was shared with a few adults and a small amount of other children. This time, I'd be sharing toilet paper with a group so big that at the time I couldn't count each individual. The thought scared me. They probably went through a roll each day, twice a day, maybe. When I thought of the brown cardboard tube, lacking the white tissue that so often surrounded it, I fretted more.
But, as you can imagine, everything was fine. From classmates to lunchtime to homework to toilet paper. Especially the toilet paper.
I have never admitted this hidden love to anyone. I trust that online, where I am practically anonymous, I will be safe telling my secret. If I am not, don't consider me a freak. I am a human being just like you. I have feelings, thoughts, dreams. I have friends. I have family. I have a part in this world just like you do. I am a being just like you, except with a yearning for bath tissue.
And not single ply. I loathe single ply. DOUBLE PLY FOR PRESIDENT!!! -
xD lmao!! I vote for double ply xD
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