therapists
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Thread Topic: therapists
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i've got a few, so i'll just share one of the more mild ones.
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so, my mother used to make me see lots of therapists all of the time, and during the first meeting with one of the new ones, i jokingly said that the reason i am so broken is because is do drugs. unfortunately, she could not tell that i was joking, and told my mother. at the time i was hanging out with this girl that was sort of (for lack of a better word) poor. my mother really hated her and thought she was a bad influence, and she thought that Marina (my friend) was a drug dealer or something, so she called the cops on her. i managed to clear up the whole situation with help from several students from my school, but she now hates me and we are no longer friends. now my mother is blaming the whole thing on the therapist, even though she is the one who should have spoken to me about it before calling the cops on my friend and ruining our friendship, and her record
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Dang. I’ve never been to a therapist but I consider my friend my therapist because she is a great listener and great at giving me advice and I try and return the favor by helping her. One of the funniest stories was on the bus. We were talking like normal and all of a sudden I have a cramp. Out of the blue I stopped talking. She asked if I was alright and I said yeah just a cramp. She said okay and opened up her backpack to the wrong pocket. It was full of pads and period stuff. I said like an idiot little kid “why do you have so many?” She had never gotten her period and neither have I. She said “I got my period” really quietly so that the boys who were sitting in the seat right next to us didn’t hear because they are nosy butts (trying not to swear on this thread bc I don’t know if I’m allowed to). I said “when?!?” And she said Monday it was Friday. She waited a full week to tell me and I asked her why she didn’t tell me. She said “u were complaining about your cramps and all your PMS symptoms I didn’t get a chance to tell you.” We got into a silent argument on my phone bc she doesn’t have one and my friend Nishil (who was sitting next to us) asked us “why are you so quiet? Normally you guys are so annoying.” We said in unison “shut up Nishil” and went back to our arguments and then he said “dang are both of you on your period or something?” And we said “yes” as a joke. I got my period 3 months later and now if I’m on my period we can say (and in this instance my name will be Luna and my friend will be Faith because I don’t want to reveal my name or her name on the internet) “Luna is, so when she ends hers Faith will start hers” because our cycles are lined up so that I start, and when I’m done she gets it the same day 😂! It’s literally the best thing! I know that’s not rlly a therapist story but she’s my therapist even years later, we are closer than ever still riding the same bus, and loving every minute of it.
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What's tgis thread for
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This*
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Crazy experiences with therapists
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i forgot i made this lol
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yeah you can curse, just as long as it doesn't break gtq rules. i just don't bc my parents have always yelled at me since the first time i could talk not to curse. so for some reason i feel like if i do my parents are gonna teleport over to me and start screaming at me not to curse
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and here's another funny therapist story:
so i had just painted my nails a dark red color, and then my mother sent me to go for an hour of boring torture. i walked in and immediately started doing the kubriks stare at the poor lady, not breaking eye contact while i walked over to sit down. she tried making light conversation "wow, i like your nails, did you paint them yourself?" i really hate therapist voices. i don't have anger issues, but something about their voices just triggers me. i nodded in reply and she continued on the subject. "well it's a very pretty color. where did you get it from?" my reply was "the blood of my enemies." i have a pretty strange voice. not exactly strange i guess, but i sound like a doll. my voice is very high. the way i said that sentence, mixed with the stories my mother had told her about me and my creepy stare, scared the bajesus out of her. she stood up and started stuttering then. i don't really remember all that happened after that, i just remember me purposely trying to terrify her and then doing a creepy cackle/laugh that i didn't know i could do, and leaving with my mom because the therapist went and told me mom i needed to be exorcised and taken to a mental hospital. it was pretty funny -
Even thought you don’t like therapists voices they’re only there to help you. Try not to scare them because they only want to help you. Even if you don’t think you need help. They’re trained professionals who can help you with just about anything so please try not to scare them I know that their voices set you off. Next time you got (or if you go again) say to them “hey can you not talk like that it makes me mad”
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