A conversation between me and my self concious.
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Thread Topic: A conversation between me and my self concious.
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Me: I don't want to talk.
Concious: You used wrong grammar.
Me: Shut up.
Concious: Someone's gonna comment.
Me: So?
Concious: You know they all hate you, right?
Me: Duh. I just don't see why.
Concious: Because you are a very hatable person.
Me: Well, sorry I'm not perfect.
Concious: You are very far from being just imprefect.
Me: You've told me already.
Concious: Then why don't you get it?
Me: I GET IT.
Concious: You're not getting it.
Me: ...
Concious: Lesson 1:You are an idiot.
Me: Yeah...
Concious: Everyone saysso, so I say so, so you're an idiot, true?
Me: True...
Concious: Good idiot. Lesson 2: You're ugly.
Me: Yeah...
Concious: They all say you're ugly, so I say you're ugly, and you know you're ugly, true?
Me: True...
Concious: Lesson 3: You are worthless.
Me: Yeah....
Concious: You do everything wrong. Your life sucks. They say it. I say it. You know it. True?
Me: True...
Concious: So, what have we learned today?
Me: I'm worhtless and my living soul does not deserve to be treated well or loved?
Concious: Good girl. Now, go make everyone else feel it. -
*hugs*
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.......*Huggles*
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Me: I want to say thanks.
Concious: Don't, you idiot.
Me: Why not?
Concious: UGH! Lesson 4: ALL HUMANS ARE BAD. Never thank them, they'll turn on you in a second.
Me: But then they'll hate m-
Concious: b----, wht have I told you? THEY ALREADY HATE YOU. They just want to make you feel better. You don't deserve to feel better. Now, go make someone mad so I can prove to you my point.
Me: But...
Concious: But what, brat ass idiot?
Me: Nothing...
Concious: That's what I thought. -
Me: Why did everyone leave?
Concious: Because you're a weird attention whore.
Me: No I am not!
Concious: First of all, someone was going to say it, it had migh as well be me. Second, did you just agree with me ugly ass b----? I'm sorry, mother f---er, but you do remember that I control you right? AND YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT NO MATTER WHAT, I AM ALWAYS RIGHT AND YOU ARE ALWAYS WRONG. You did this for attention.
Me: No I-
Conciou: Ugly... ass...
Me: Okay, I did this for attention.
Consious: And...?
Me: And you are always right.
Concious: And...?
Me: And I am worthless.
Concious: And...?
Me: And I am pathetic and stupid nd should stop turning to people who hate me for affection.
Concious: There. Now, if you tell anyone what I say to you again, I will drop a brick on our head. Understood?
Me: Yes.
Concious: Good. Now get your ass over here and do this homework.
Me: But I thought I was too stupid...
Concious: GET!
Me: Yes, ma'am... -
Conscious, shut up. Please refrain from speaking to ILP unless you are giving constructive criticism in a positive way.
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Concious: Leah, you had better not be telling them what I'm saying still...
Me: I'm not...
Consious: I just used scissors to open popsicles. You have four foot long hair. I have scissors. SCISSORS. You had better not be lying to me.
Me: I'm not!
Concious: Oh really? Well then, what did they just say about me?
Me: They said you're... uh... Nice. And... Right.
Concious: Good. Now do your homework or I'll pour that popsicle slushy down your pants.
Me: Okay. -
If you won't listen, then I shall bother you no further. Have a good life, and good luck.
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Rain, thanks for being nice. I just don't know how to sway my train of thoughts. I hate my life. How am I supposed to make it suddenly good? You seem perfectly happy.
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Happy?! Me?!!! XDDDDDDD Lolnope. Just try not to focus on bad things constantly. Focus on things that make you happy.
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Well... I'll try... But everything happy always automatically finds a trace back to bad! For example:
Justin Beiber-------he's in jail----- DAMMIT
Puppies-------------I saw one run over---DAMMIT
Chocolate------------that's why I'm fat---- DAMMIT
Peyton------------------- He doesn't like me----Dammit!
GTQ------- Everyone hates me and 1,000 other thigns-----DAMMIT -
Ignore the bad things. They don't matter.
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HUH... I'll attempt that... For one day. I'll tell you how it goes. Thank you!
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*hugs*
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Me: My life sucks.
Concious: See? I told you. But little miss stupid didn't beleive me.
Me:...
Concious: Never listen to humans. They told you to look for the good and you'd be happy. Now your life is even worse.
Me: Okay.
Concious: Lets check the lounge.
Me: On it.
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