Inkblot Test
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Thread Topic: Inkblot Test
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I got bored and went on because I've always wanted to take an inkblot test just to see what I'd get....
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Then I had my friends take it and they all got low scores.....
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Then one of my friends kept hitting the recalculate button and his answer kept changing, so we figured that it was fake.
So I took it again to see what I'd get.
I keep getting the same damn thing.
Every f---ing time. -
Test Results
Sickness Quotient: 92%
WARNING: Your "Sickness Quotient" of 92% is very disturbing.
Detailed Diagnosis
* Interpersonal Insights
Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you. You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you.
* Job Performance & Attitude
You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web. You have little empathy for anyone more successful at work than you, which is pretty much everyone.
* Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "If you cant make them think, make them wonder." Trust us- you've succeeded beyond your wildest dreams. -
I got 89%
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I don't have trouble being friendly to others. My job is school....I like it...
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Sickness Quotient: 88%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 88% is definitely something to worry about.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
You have difficulty concentrating or keeping on task, probably because you're an idiot with a short attention-span. You complain about everything regardless of what it is. You wouldn't be happy even if you were hit by a new car.
Job Performance & Attitude
Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it. You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Practice makes perfect.", but since nobody's perfect you might as well stop wasting your time.
Kinda..lol. -
Reason Newbie99%
It's true....I did pull the wings off butterflys. -
Test Results
Sickness Quotient: 51%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 51% is hardly cause for concern.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.
Job Performance & Attitude
Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Be a traveller in Life, not a tourist." But you're the kind of person that can't even get a temporary visa.
Is that even good? -
57%. I see. :P
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I got 89 ... I dont know is it is accurate ... grr I am not that mentally crazy ... or am I?!
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Sickness Quotient: 81%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 81% is definitely something to worry about.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you. Your friends (both of them) think you're a total clod. As long as you continue to buy the beer, however, they'll still be your pals.
Job Performance & Attitude
You hate your job but will never leave it. That's because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web. Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously", but no one knows what the hell that means. -
XD me and ember got the same score *high fives*
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X is rocking in the dark corner of the thread and the look on my face seems insane X hdfhsdgfyudsa AHHHHHHHH!!! X covers face and is screaming in fear X DONT KILL MEEEEEEEE!!! ( I am just being mentally insane )
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Whoo! Reason and I both placed in the 90s!
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Sickness Quotient: 80%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 80% indicates therapy may be useful.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you're a worthless boob. You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities.
Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you're an idiot when you say it.
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Congratulations! At a 44% "Sickness Quotient", you're almost well-adjusted.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you. Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you.
Job Performance & Attitude
Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick. You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "If you can't make them think, make them wonder." Trust us- you've succeeded beyond your wildest dreams.
...I feel like me putting what I saw ruined it.
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