No more Twinkies
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Thread Topic: No more Twinkies
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There will be no more Twinkies because Hostess is shutting down. I don't know about you, but I blame Obama. If I were president, I would've bailed out Hostess. I don't care about the obesity epidemic or whatever, it's f---ing Twinkies! I could probably never be president anyway because I'm too honest and I'm actually willing to promote ideas that sound insane (colony on the Moon? f--- yeah! Gingrich, you're the new chief of NASA!). But I'm telling right now, if they ever let me in, we're getting back our Twinkies!
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I'd vote for you, man. xD Twinkies and moon colonies sound damn badass.
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This is just wrong. Twinkies will always live on in our hearts. They inspired our nation. NASA inspired our nation. Obama has destroyed them. All of our hopes and dreams of twinkies. Gone. All thats left is a bunch of dead bankers. Where will the countrys morale be without twinkies, snowballs, and hostess cupcakes? Gone. Least we haven't nuked europe. Yet.
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Infinity NoviceNo more twinkies means that we won't have good food that will survive the Zombie Apocalypse.
(if you know what I mean by the movie Zombieland or Family guy's one episode with the radiation on the town.) -
I never really like twinkies... But no more hostess?! My life has been ruined... Poor hostess...
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It's a start. But McDonald's, Taco Bell, KFC, and every other awful fast food joint will have to go out of business too, along with places like Applebee's. The American diet in general just is not healthy. Too much sugar, too much fat, too many calories, too much meat and dairy, not enough fruits and vegetables. The truth is that the government probably can't do anything to help. The USDA created new guidelines for healthier school lunches in schools that depend on federal assistance for lunches, and the kids just started throwing the food out and going hungry. Maybe that won't be the case long term and the kids accept the healthier new lunches, but my bet is that kids will continue starving themselves, and enough schools will start complaining that the federal government will go back to the old guidelines. The government has coercive power for sure, but don't mistake that for getting people to accept the will of the government. In the end it's our own damn fault for getting so fat.
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I prefer homemade food a lot better, since I can control what does and does not go into it. Most manufactured food is packed with sugar, fats, and just plain unhealthy junk. Subway is my favorite 'fast food joint' anyway. xP People will just have to make the decisions for themselves, and only have themselves to blame when their life hits the fan.
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I eat whatever's available, unless it's just plain gross.
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I am thankful for the American diet.
Human beings are evolving constantly. Modern man digests fat and expels more of it than ever before in history. Our bodies are becoming adept to consume fucking acid and poison. We can draw nutrients out of the most unhealthy food imaginable. We can run efficiently off of only a a scarce amount of what our bodies used to require.
I am thankful for the American diet. Because in the end, that which does not kill you only makes you stronger. -
The rules of natural selection don't really apply in modern society. Those who can't adapt are kept alive by modern medicine and continue to breed, passing on their unadaptability to their offspring.
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@Ana: Subway is a little better, but their meats are also very high in sodium. So eating like Jared isn't nearly as healthy as it seems.
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Modern medicine or not, I consume McDonalds on a weekly basis and drink at least 2 sodas a night. I don't take any medication and haven't been to a doctors in a few years. My body has adapted to handle the larger quantities of poisons in my system. And if I were to suddenly quit my current diet, these adaptations would carry me further under a more restricting diet.
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D: Twinkies.
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NeonHedgehog NoviceI barely ever eat Twinkies, but THEY'RE AWESOME! It might help lower obesity with no more Twinkies but maybe they can try to make them healthier yet still taste good. But it would be impossible!
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D': I need the recipe for Twinkies...
Holy shit, Zombieland is half true!
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