Serious debate
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Thread Topic: Serious debate
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Which is worse, getting kicked in the balls or birthing a child
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I haven't done either but I'm pretty sure a child popping out of you wouldn't be altogether pleasant
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idk giving birth prob
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Getting kicked in the balls. The pain is so strong any male in a 5 mile radius will be able to feel it.
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ok
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I think there's painkillers for birthing... but people w/balls can't plan to take painkillers before getting kicked up there,,
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but u can wear a cup
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But nobody would wear a cup 24/7 just in case they might get kicked in the balls
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Labour is a process that can sometimes take several hours. The average time is 8 hours. That is a lot of pain spread out over a lot of time. The pain of being kicked in the testicles doesn't last that long. Also, even if someone was on painkillers, the contractions that happen immediately before birth, before the person can be put on painkillers, are incredibly painful.
Take your birth control and wear condoms, kids. You do not want to go through that. -
Oh, that's a fair point, I forgot about contractions and the sheer amount of time birthing takes
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also, birthing doesn't always go super smooth. I've heard c-sections (yes, the actual surgery where they CUT YOU OPEN) tends to heal faster and with LESS PAIN than a natural birth (source, my mother who has birthed five children, one a c-section, and my best friend who has had birth only via c-section).
Sometimes birthing can go easy (a girl i knew in hs said her birth hardly hurt at all), but there are some women who tear/must be cut down... you know, there, to make the vaginal opening BIGGER. they will normally try to cut if they can, as a cut tends to heal faster than the skin tearing. because tearing can go upwards towards the urethra, which as you know has a very sensitive part for female anatomy (the clitoris), the best thing that I can think of for male comparison would to have the head of the penis have a deep tear that takes weeks to heal.
however, i've heard of males having gone infertile or even having their testicles RUPTURE from having their dangling bits hit a little too hard. Which obviously isn't fun at all, either. And i've also heard people who have given birth say that kidney stones or infections hurt worse than birth as well, but others who have said otherwise. Basically, pain is felt on different spectrums, and obviously it's hard for us to say if something hurts more than the other.
But, I guess I'll just leave it at the fact that plenty of women can and have died more often in childbirth than men have from begging kicked in the nuts. so, i guess take that for what you will.
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