Wise sayings

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Thread Topic: Wise sayings

• eilloh Newbie

  14 years ago
  Having a best freind is like peeing on yourself.But only you get the warm feeling that comes with it.
• eilloh Newbie

  14 years ago
  An apple-a-day keeps the docter away,but only if you hit him hard with it.
• eilloh Newbie

  14 years ago
  If you play with fire, you will get burned.I KNOW THAT BUTT!You dont have to tell me!
• eilloh Newbie

  14 years ago
  Puting the flames out with fire just makes a bigger fire.Lets take out the marshmellows then.
• eilloh Newbie

  14 years ago
  When life gives you lemons make grapejuice, then just stand back and let the world stare at what happened.
• eilloh Newbie

  14 years ago
  Don't eat the yellow snow.Avoid the brownies outside, too.
• eilloh Newbie

  14 years ago
  After eating make sure to wait a hour before swimming.Your uncle farted in the pool.
• eilloh Newbie

  14 years ago
  A rolling stone gathers no moss.
  WHO SAID!THE ROLLING STONES GATHERED TONS OF GREEN!
• eilloh Newbie

  14 years ago
  Treat others the way you want to be treated.Sooo what if I hate myself?.....
• eilloh Newbie

  14 years ago
  Fame is f---le.Hmm, f---le reminds me of a pickle.
• eilloh Newbie

  14 years ago
  HEY!I SAID FIKLE, NOT f---LE!
  *Sigh*
  Patience is a virtue.
  To bad I have no patience.
  
  
  
• eilloh Newbie

  14 years ago
  Life is like a box of chocolates.You never know you are going to get."Aint that the truth....
• eilloh Newbie

  14 years ago
  Be kind to animals.I will.If they don't pee on me.
  
• eilloh Newbie

  14 years ago
  When the going gets tough, the tough gets going.
  Yeah, and they let nerds handle it.
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  dragon ember Newbie

  14 years ago
  I have one
  be careful what you wish for, you might get it.

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