what not to do at a stop light.
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Thread Topic: what not to do at a stop light.
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Run the Red Light
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stab yourself with a knife and drive around like a twisted maniac.... or:
talk on the phone while youre trying to get into your work clothes, while also trying to dance to your favorite song, AND keep pushing your dog out of your way.
seriously I SAW ONE LADY DOING THAT!!! AND THEN THE COPS CAME.... she was handcuffed half naked..... (she had shirt and underwear on.... it was gross.... lol.... but it was really hilarious. -
haha yesssss i do too
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read Twilight while brushing your teeth and blasting The Everlasting Gaze on the radio when you're calling your boss to inform them you will be late because of the crazy traffic and reciting the alphabet backwards as you make a list of all the things that piss you off and turning the windsheid wippers on and off even though it's not raining and then singing along to the next song that comes on the radio which is Just Dance by lady gaga and memorizing every word of the Preamble of the Constitution and worrying if you turned off the lights before you left your house
That is just a sample of what not to do at a stoplight lol -
Pretend it is Opposite Day.
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xXWeeWiiXx NewbieSuddenly think your palying Mariokart
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Realise that you ARE playing Mario Kart and become last because you were trying to obey that Red Light.
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Eat lunch,brush your hair,read a book,pet your cat or dog,listen to music,dance,talk on the phone,paint a master pieace of art,play the guitar,write down a song,worrying if you had breakfast,wondering if it's your friend's birthday,text evreyone you know,and put on make-up.
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lol
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Randomness.Lol...
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haves sex,read a book,watch a mocie,break dance,finger someone,feed your snail,talk to the mail man,face the wrong way,pass the red lgiht
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Don't decide to kill yourself because then the people behind you will be annoyed they can't go when it's green LoL
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haha... very true... THE TIMELIMIT MUST KNEEL IN PIECES!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! (wow... that was a random spaz moment...) *cough*
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hmm?
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