GTQ Zoo
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Thread Topic: GTQ Zoo
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...um i dun want to. just say it dude. O.e
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Some newpaper person:SMILE!
Me:*Smiles for picture with panda*
5 minutes later...
Somebody from audience:*Throws newspaper at me*
Me:*Looks at newspaper*
CUTE PANDA AND PANDA HUGGER!
Cute panda,Blackberry and cute panda hugger,Biance are at GTQ Zoo. SO CUTE! -
okay..it says...The Most Exotic Spiecies, Justin Drew Biebers wife
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My label says
PANDA HUGGER -
My label says
PARTY POLE DANCER -
...*screams, then goes into pshycopathic serial killer rage*
WHO THE FUK PUT THAT UP THERE? THIS IS JUST FUKIN BULLs---, SOMEONE COME AND TAKE THIS SIGN DOWN BEFORE I- *zoo keeper shoots me with the knock-out dart thing*
before...I... *passes out* -
Zoo Keeper:*Gives Blackberry and I lunch*
Me and Blackberry:*Eats Cutely*
Audience:Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww[no urls]*Takes pictures* -
*sneaks into vampi's cage* *takes dart thing out* *puts in a wake up potion* *opens vampi's cage and points at zoo keeper saying that he put up the sign*
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*whispers* vampi, the zoo keeper put that sign up, and now that your cage is open, you can get revenge on him
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okay, thanks bunnies.
*silently sneeks over to the zoo keeper, pulls out knife, jumps on zoo keepers back and pins him on the ground, cuts off zoo keepers ears and makes him replace the sign*
okay, now my sign says: BIPOLAR TEEN VAMPIRE, WHO IS DATING AN ALIEN.
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Me and Blackberry:*Bounces beach ball back and forth*
Audience:*Takes more pictures* -
*grabs popcorn and watches*
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eilloh NewbieMy label says:
Beautiful and deadly. -
*replaces eilloh's sign* *now te sign reads Attention Whore*
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Me:*Gets attacked by snake*SOMEBODY PUT A SNAKE IN MY CAGE!
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