How to tell if your cat
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Thread Topic: How to tell if your cat
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1. Kneading on you
You may think this is a sign of affection, but your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weaknesses.
2. Excessive shoveling of kitty litter
After using the litter box, your cat needlessly kicks litter around, most of it ending up all over the room. This is practice for burying bodies.
3. Staring Contests
If you get caught in a staring contest with your cat, do not look away. Looking away will signal to your cat that you are weak, and an attack is likely to follow.
4. Bringing you dead animals
This isn't a gift. It's a warning.
5. Throwing up grass
Through this painful feeding and purging process, cats prepare their minds and bodies for combat.
6. Hiding in dark places and watching you
Your cat will often hid in order to study you in your natural habitat.
7. Sleeping on your electronincs
Humans have superior technology. Your cat knows this and will attempt to disruupt all communications to the outside world.
8. Pawing at your face while you sleep
Cats aren't very good at smothering people, but this won't stop them from trying.
9. Spriniting at light speed out of any room you enter
When your cat does this, it's actually a failed ambush.
lol, i got this off theoatmeal.com -
I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOLZ XD
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lol! its a kool site. XD
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lolz i can tell.i'll lookz for it in a liitle bit.
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okayz.
i almost got dragged to a football game, but i got to stay home. so yayz for me! -
omgz,i dunt like football or any sport(cept swimming).i dunt knu how so many ppl like it.
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i know! i dont see why people freak out over it everytime football season starts. its like "dude, its just a sport. calm down."
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i knu,i waz forced to play vollyball the other day,i gotz hit with the ball like 8 timez:/ and itz so boring.
aghz and my coach is mean. -
our coach makes us walk, and i have him 1st period. so its in the morning but its still hot outside. -_-
yeah, vollyball is lame. what your coach do? *pulls out knife* :P -
they makes us walk outside(and its afternoon) for like half of the period and if we dont finish we have to stay after class for 10 minutes.
he yellz at ppl who arent good at sportz-_- -
o.e thats not kool.
dude, wtf. Texas is like full of sport freaks or something.
at least your coach doesnt scratch himself. -
i knu
and i knu!(lolz i say i knu allot today)
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OH MY GOSH! MY CAT IS PLOTTING AGAINST ME!
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lol, its alwayz i knu or lolz. XD
yeah... lol, theres always these dead bugs on the road where we walk and there was this dead snake so i picked it up. and started walking around with it, but coach saw me and told me to bring it over there. when i got close enough, he saw it was a snake. lol, he freaked out and told me to throw it in the ditch... i did, but i told him to burn in hell. :D
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