YO MAMMA JOKE COMPETITION
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Thread Topic: YO MAMMA JOKE COMPETITION
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Your momma is so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call.
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eh alittle
Your mothers so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued." -
Your momma so nasty she has more rappers in her than an Ipod.
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Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves
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Your momma is so dumb that when she jumped out of a window she went up.
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You mama so fat she is used as a boancy aid but she ends up sinking.
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Your momma is so dumb she tried to kill herself by jumping out of the basement window.
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Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
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Your momma is so dumb she stayed up all night studying for her blood test.
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Your mommas so stupid, she didnt want to make you pie, so she went to a math store and asked for some.
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Your momma is so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
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Yo mama so faaaaaaat that shen is phaaaaaaaaaat!
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yo mama so ugly when she tried out for beauty and the beast they turned her away and said "no beast proffessionals"
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@Moonie: Lol I kind of used a joke like that already :P
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yo mama's ass is so hairy, it looks like Don King is about to pop out and say "Only in America!"
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