YO MAMMA JOKE COMPETITION
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Thread Topic: YO MAMMA JOKE COMPETITION
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@Ladies' man lol heard that joke on the fresh prince of bel air :)
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Your momma is so fat she got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider.
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@Carrot That's a good one hahaha
@Ladies' man LOLZ
Yo mama so fat that when she walks the ground, she creates earthquakes. -
I win? :D
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Your mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains".
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Yo mama so fat,she go off of the couch and everyone wondered how a mountain go in thier house.
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Your momma is just like a big mac...shes big, fat, and $1.69 on wednesdays!
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LMFAO WTF
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@Shorty XD
Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner...She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet. -
@Ladies' man You really need to stop with the jokes now, because you have the best ones of all.
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE WENT TO MCDONALD'S AND ORDERED 1,000,000,000 LARGE FRENCH FRIES TO GO >:) -
On second thought, don't stop, keep going :D
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@Shorty Never!
Your Momma is like a mosquito, you have to slap her to get her to stop sucking. -
cuteyjackie Newbielol ale
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Yo mama so stupid she thought Facebook is when you put your face in a book
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Your momma is like a merry go round everyone gets a spin.
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