Funny moments in books
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This is from the book "The lit Report" these girls go to a christian school and Ruth (17 years old and pregnant) and her best friend julie are in class....
SHE FIRST FELT the baby kick in early February. We were in homeroom, listening to Rachel Greaves explain how Jesus wanted us to remain Celibate out of respect for the sad fact he got crucified before he got a chance to get laid. Suddenly Ruth gasped and yelled, "Holy Mary Mother of God!" and clutched her stomach with a look of absolute terror on her face. My first thought was that she was having a contraction, and I fell to my knees beside her, clasped her hands in mine and shreked, "Sweet Jesus, bless our sister Ruth as she is filled with your Holy Spirit, and forgive our sister Rachel for implying that Jesus was Horny."
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also from "The lit report":
As I ran down the hall to the girls' washroom, Mr. Dooley's prayer for the safety of all those participating in the live nativity scene over the P.A. Last year the projectiles hurled from passing cars had been many and varied: a half eaten Big Mac, a filthy Spongebob Squarepants that landed on the Baby Jesus, and that old favourite, a flaming bag of s h i t. -
ok in this book called The Book Thief this guy named Rudy said,"How about a kiss, Saumensch?" it wuz SOOOO funny especially cuz Liesel's reaction wuz really angryish and stuff...
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barberbob2 Novice"its hard being a mother of four."
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"Crack"
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