There once was a spider.
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Thread Topic: There once was a spider.
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There once was a spider. His name was Fernando, Fernando T. Spider. He adored eating Peppers, though being a spider did not permit him to carry out his most beloved action. One day, an unexpected guest arrived in Fernando's web, causing him to run forth to greet the stranger.
"Hello! My name is Fernando," he said in his thick Italian accent.
"Hello. My name is Pepper," the strange insect said. "Could you help me? I seem to be stuck."
After days of being stuck in Fernando's web, the two were happily married. For days they laughed, smiled, and talked...
This morning, Pepper was found to be missing. Fernando, frantic, could not provide any information. All evidence left of Pepper was a little dribble of hot sauce where her body once lay along with the torn web where the poor lass had been forcefully murdered.
If you have any leads as to who might be responsible for the murder of Miss Pepper, please do not hesitate to call the following number.
1-800-IKNOWWHOKILLEDMISSPEPPER -
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WolfLove NoviceXD
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I think I know who killed Miss Pepper!
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Ana, we must bring this person to justice! Who is this individual?
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twirling lover Novice*gasps* I know who!!!
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