Who wants to hear a joke?!

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Thread Topic: Who wants to hear a joke?!

• Samantha2332 Novice

  12 years ago
  There was a boy. His mother was gonna take a shower, when he said, "Mommy mommy! Can I come with you?" She said no. "Fine, Im telling daddy!" He said, She let him go with her. "Mommy mommy! Whats that?" He asked. "Oh son, thats just my garage," she replied. "What are those?" He asked."Oh son, those are just my head lights." She answered, when the father got home, they were all clean, but when he went to take a shower, this is what happened:
  
  "Can I go with you?"
  "No son"
  "Fine! Im telling mommy!"
  "Fine son."
  They got in the shower.
  "Daddy daddy! Whats that?"
  "Oh, thats just my snake son."
  
  Soon they were all done, that night, this is what happened:
  
  "Mommy daddy! Can I sleep with you?"
  "No son."
  "Im telling grandma!"
  "Fine son."
  The boy was awaken by a noise. He looked at his parents and yelled, "Mommy mommy quick! Turn on your headlights! Daddys snake is going in your garage!"
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  Mia is Silence Novice

  12 years ago
  haha i get it its kinda funny...that is except for the whole dirty joke part.
• Samantha2332 Novice

  12 years ago
  Yeah, its dirty... but hilarious!
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  pkiera75 Experienced

  12 years ago
  haha lolz
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  beastial Novice

  12 years ago
  XD roflol
• Samantha2332 Novice

  12 years ago
  Beastial: I knew youd like that joke!
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  madid Experienced

  12 years ago
  The cat walked under a womans dress and looked up.
  "I don't see the resembalance." He said.
• TheUltimateTruth Newbie

  12 years ago
  @Madid LOL.
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  Hephaestuschild Hot Shot

  12 years ago
  LOL MADID!xD
• Samantha2332 Novice

  12 years ago
  Hehehe I get it Madid, thats a little jacked up, but I get it
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  madid Experienced

  12 years ago
  :P

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