You know this would happen
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Thread Topic: You know this would happen
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If guys had periods, all they would do is brag about the size of their tampons...
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true :\
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Me: Man your party was the best I've been to so far...
Friend: You were drunk again, and for some stupid reason you phoned the police and complained about how loud the music was...
Me: Oh... that wasn't that bad...
Friend: What!? You then grabbed my bird out of his cage and threw it at the cops shouting "Go angry bird, you get them pigs..." -
LOL!
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DA SADST STRY EVUR!!!
girl: do u luv mi??? iv u dnt i gun dy
Boy: I can't understand you, what are you trying to say?.
girl: omg y yuu nar luv mi?!?! mi bcum ded
Boy: I don't even get what you're saying.
girl: (dyez)
Boy: What the fuck just happened? -
A husband was helping his wife setup a password for her computer. he typed in 'My Penis' and pressed enter and his wife burst out laughing when the computer returned an error message saying 'Its not long enough'
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xD At the text talk one.
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New Durex condom slogan's:
1. cover your stump before you hump.
2. dont be a loner, cover your boner
3. if you think she's spunky cover your monkey
4. dont be a fool, Cover your tool
5. Wrap your bait before you mate
6. plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
7. package your meat for a real nice treat
8. rap that wanger before you bang her
9.if your nude then tube your dude.
10. Cover your diddle then fiddle her middle -
Very true.
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A wife walks into her bedroom naked. Her husband asks "What on Earth are you wearing?"
She replies: "My birthday suit..."
He replies: "Well go and iron it!"
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