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I asked: Can you find Armenia on a map?
Stranger 2: I only care about America.
Stranger 2: The greatest country on earth.
Stranger 1: amen bro
Stranger 1: thats the truth
Stranger 2: Other countries just suck on our big c---.
Stranger 1: what state are you from
Stranger 2: They're like "Hey bro, give us a shot of come".
Stranger 2: Texas.
Stranger 1: hell yeah man, me too bro
Stranger 1: what city?
Stranger 2: Dallas.
Stranger 1: s--- man this is f---in cool
Stranger 1: youre f---in badass
Stranger 2: I know. -
Question to discuss:
Can you find Armenia on a map?
Stranger 2: Yes.
Stranger 2: South of Georgia.
Stranger 1: No its not real
Stranger 2: West of Azerbaijan.
Stranger 2: It is real you dumb---.
Stranger 1: All these fake places stupid troll
Stranger 2: It's a moderately small place near the Caucasus mountains.
Stranger 1: Not too far from middle earth
Stranger 2: It's in the Middle East.
Stranger 1: Just ask gandolf he can take you there
Stranger 2: You're probably one of those typical Americans who is so geographically impaired.
Stranger 2: I don't blame you. They probably don't teach that in your educational system.
Stranger 1: Your probably a gay European
Stranger 2: How did you know?
Stranger 2: Funny, you don't know the difference between your and you're.
Stranger 1: Because it hard to understand you with a cock in your mouth
Stranger 2: Let me explain.
Stranger 2: Your shows possession.
Stranger 2: It is for the pronoun you.
Stranger 1: Yes that's what I ment I American your European I own you get it
Stranger 2: meant*
Stranger 2: You're is shorter for you are.
Stranger 2: Example: "Your cat is adorable." This means that a cat that belongs to you is adorable.
Stranger 2: Another example: "You're a bad speller." This means that you can't spell very good.
Stranger 1: I'm guessing your* French
Stranger 2: *you're
Stranger 2: I'm not French.
Stranger 1: Are too
Stranger 2: I'm Swedish.
Stranger 1: Ever hear a band called nightngales
Stranger 2: No. I only listen to music on the radio, and seldom catch the names of bands.
Stranger 1: Then your* still French in my oppion
Stranger 2: *you're
Stranger 2: *opinion
Stranger 2: I don't own a still that is French, if that's what you're implying.
Stranger 1: You know could be cool you could follow me around and correct my grammar for me all the time, then I could be awesome too
Stranger 2: I don't think it would ever work with you.
Stranger 2: You refuse to learn the difference between your and you're.
Stranger 1: No I'm implying you'really mom was a French whore
Stranger 2: Trust me, I can distinguish well between them.
Stranger 2: How did you spell you'really when you were supposed to spell your?
Stranger 2: What kind of typo was that?
Stranger 1: Because my phone auto corrects its a pain in the ass
Stranger 2: You can turn off auto correct, I'm pretty sure.
Stranger 1: Um lazy American here, pay attention please
Stranger 2: You're the kind of person who gives your country a bad name.
Stranger 2: Don't follow the American stereotype.
Stranger 2: It's one of the worst.
Stranger 1: Only on the interweb
Stranger 1: Where it's fun
Stranger 2: I'm just teaching you to be smarter than the rest of your kind.
Stranger 2: There's no harm in that.
Stranger 2: Knowledge should be shared.
Stranger 1: Not much difficulty either, maybe we have a lazy Sweden in our mist
Stranger 2: You can't only insult the stupid, you must add to their knowledge so they're no longer stupid.
Stranger 1: Can too I do it all the time
Stranger 2: Judging by the previous chat, I know a bit more than you.
Stranger 1: Most likely not, but I am a fair bit less serious and more sarcastic
Stranger 2: You probably haven't heard of Armenia.
Stranger 1: I live in California, a s--- ton of them moved here in 90's
Stranger 2: You still didn't know where Armenia was.
Stranger 1: Yeah I could of found it on map if I had a reason.
Stranger 2: I don't have a reason, I'm just more adept than you in geography.
Stranger 2: Armenia isn't big enough to draw attention to you. If you look at the Middle East, you would look at the bigger countries first.
Stranger 2: By the way, *could have
Stranger 1: Or its on the same side of the globe as you. More or less Armenia might as well be make belive here, because no one cares about it at all.
Stranger 2: *believe
Stranger 2: Ask me where any country is. No matter what side it's on, I know its location.
Stranger 1: American slang, you get used to it after awhile.
Stranger 2: So incorrect spelling is American slang?
Stranger 1: No but it is traditional to type as we would talk, started by Mark Twain as I recall
Stranger 2: Again, you made a spelling mistake. *a while
Stranger 2: That's funny, I see a spelling mistake in a more previous message you've made.
Stranger 2: Do you not understand the difference between its and it's?
Stranger 2: Its shows possession, for the pronoun it.
Stranger 2: It's is short for it is.
Stranger 1: I do understand the difference
Stranger 1: It's simply not important to me
Stranger 2: You're only saying that because you don't want to admit I'm more intelligent than you.
Stranger 1: I will admit as much as you take more care in you're* spelling and grammar than I do
Stranger 2: I am very sure that you meant *your spelling
Stranger 1: I think you got it
Stranger 2: I'm right.
Stranger 2: It's a sad day when I have to explain English grammar to a native English speaker.
Stranger 2: Actually, I was assuming you're a native English speaker because you're from the USA.
Stranger 2: Is it your first language?
Stranger 1: Actually as I tried to point out earlier I speak American not the kings English
Stranger 2: Doesn't matter, you're still making grammar mistakes. I know that you Americans are less inept in that. You're just too lazy to learn about your language.
Stranger 2: *king's
Stranger 2: Actually, *kings'
Stranger 1: .
Stranger 1: .
Stranger 1: .
Stranger 2: That depends on if you were implying king is singular or plural.
Stranger 1: Sorry my phone isn't scrolling right maybe posting this will fix it so can see what you wrote
Stranger 1: Nope guess not, it was an interesting conversation, I thank you
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