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The worst and most embarrassing date I had eva gone through in my ENTIRE life.
Alright, first things first I am a dude.Whenever my best friend, (Ricky) tells me that a hot girl likes me, of course I believe him! So I can get laid! It is my job to get laid. Whenever and anywhere I want. But noooo, this date had to ruin my saturday night. So, my best friend, pfft not anymore, Ricky sets me up on this hot date. Ha! More like hot mess. I text the chick since Ricky gave me her number, and send her a pic of my abs for a little show and she texts me back and tell me im hot so we meet up at Apple Bees. Boy was I in for a flippin surprise. She was like 40 (Im 23 yrs old), and she looked like my frikkin mom! She walks up to the table that Im sitting in, and I look at her like shes crazy and tell her shes got the wrong guy. But then she holds up her 1930s phone and theres a pic of me shirtless on there!! And I find out shes my date!!!! He** no! The waiter comes and asks us if we want anything to eat, and the nun orders for us but I try running away but the nun grabs my arm and makes me sit against my yelling. And then she holds this cross on my frikkin forhead like sum maniac!! By now the whole restaurant is staring at this freak show! And she starts praying tellin me, The devil is in you!! I must get him out!!! Hallelujah!! I frikken ran out of there, with my shirt ripped because she tried clawing me, telling me Jesus will help me. What in the hell? I am never EVER ever listening to Ricky AGAIN. And now she texts me everyday with religious bulls---. Oh look. Todays text says, God will help you find the way.
Will he help me find a way on how to block your number!??!
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Mtv has that show.its funny.
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