Come to the doctor...
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Thread Topic: Come to the doctor...
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I just love how a winky face can turn any old sentence into a dirty one:
"You want a pickle?"
"You want a pickle? ;)" -
My teacher told us essays are like skirts.... "Long enough to cover the subject short enough to make it interesting."
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I hate that one. It's awful.
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Mean Girl: You are a loser
Loser: Oh ya? Brick,wall, waterfall,you think you got it all,but you dont,I do,so BOOM with that attitude!Kick,punch,Captin Crunch,I got something you can't touch!Bang,Bang,Cho Cho Train,Wind Me Up I'll Do My Thang!Resses Pieces,7up,you mess with me I'll Mess you up!
Mean Girl:O.o -
*I walk into the classroom with a jacket on*
teacher: take that jacket off NOW!! they are against school rules
me: OMG, I am so sorry! Is anyone hurt? no? ok....I'll just slowly remove this extremely hazardous jacket....off of my torso....and slowly freeze to death.....
me:but miss, why are you wearing a jacket?
teacher: because it's cold an-
me:EVERYONE GET DOWN! SHE'S GOT A JACKET!
*class gets down and screams in fear*
(like this if your school also has retarded rules made by hitler) -
Dear Gangsters,
If it's any motivation at all, I'm pretty sure you will be able to out run the cops faster if you just pulled up your trousers...
Sincerely,
I tired of seeing your underwear...
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