I just love Dumb-girls like these
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Thread Topic: I just love Dumb-girls like these
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xD
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@ana- a rolex is a designer watch.
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Learn Chinese in 5 minites! (say it out loud ;D )
1. Thats not right
(Sum Ting Wong)
2. See me ASAP
(Kum Hia Nao)
3. Small horse
(Tai Ni Po Ni)
4. You need a facelift
(Chin tu fat)
5. I thought you were on a diet
(Wai Yu Mun Ching)
6. He"s cleaning the car
(Wa Shing Ka)
7. Your body odour is offensive
(Yu Stin Ki Pu)
8. This is a tow away zone
(No Pah King)
9. Great!
(Fa Kin Su Pah) -
*** 24 Minutes of battery life left ****
You: Ahh, that is enough time to finish what I am doing
*** 6 Mins Later Laptop Shuts Down ***
You: You piece of shit! You lied to me! -
FACEBOOK STATUS:
Edward Cullen: is bored :[
- Jasper: Where's Bella?
- Edward: On her period.
- Bella: Don't just tell everyone that I'm on my period! :/
- Edward: Why? You are.
- Bella: Well I don't tell everyone you sparkle like a f---ing fairy in the sun or that you won't f--- my brains out until we're married even though I'm so up for it. You're not a real vampire! You're just a f---ing sparkly emo b----!
Bella has changed her relationship status to single.
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XD Fb status.
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Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting out of hand.
Sincerely, Joseph -
It doesn't matter how ready you are, it doesn't matter how much training you have had. Every time you accept the challenge, the toaster will always win. It will always scare you.
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Dear Eminem,
Not only do we have the same name, but we're both black on the inside too.
Sincerely, M&Ms. -
*laughing ass off*
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lmfao
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What's with the airline food...
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That awkward moment when you glance at someone staring at you.
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** Glass breaks **
Girl: Babe, I think someone is downstairs...
Boy: Don't worry, i'll take care of this * Grabs Toilet Brush *
Girl: What's with the toilet brush?What you going to do? Scrub them to death...
Boy: Would you want to be touched with this? -
xD, that's my next plan when someone breaks in...
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