Hello
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Thread Topic: Hello
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okay well im gonna try and tell a story about my trip to bestbuys..
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allright!*ready to here the story*
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okay hold on here.. gotta do some typing..
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okay!
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okay well i went to office depot to buy a laptop..
now im as shy as a nude modle for an art class..
and im standing in line.. working my self up.. to say hi.. now older women.. like walker pushing cheek pinching "oh look how much youve grown come here and give granny a kiss" kinda old..
lol? you like it so far? -
lol!
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*ready to hear the rest of the story*
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okay so im in line.. some guy in frount wanted to but something and some glue..a line forms and i here her say "we need a nother cashier".. okay so im in the back so i get rolled over to the new cashire..now i am nurvious as the guy who test to see if the "bullitt proof vest" is really bullitt proof..as it is.. i get next in line..boom.. i get like brook sheilds daughter (insert some famous supermodle if you dont know brook)..palms are sweating.. heart racing.. my armpits are sweating like old faithfull..
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aha.*ready to hear what will happend next*
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"27559"..she says.. one word 27559..being the cool calm james bond replacement.. i say cooly..
well i didnt say anything at all.. i just fummbled with the money.. -
go on.*sits down and listens clearly*
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okay no this is now it went in my head..
"heres a hunderd doller bill.. okay heres another.. wow she smells pretty.. oh heres a hundered doller bill.. okay heres another..i wonder if she's single..someone as pretty as that cant be..oh here a hundered doller.bill.. oh and a nother..no i cant ask here anything..oh wow a twenty doller bill..oh shoot what number did she just say!..200 and something..maybe if i look at my money long enough.. no that wont work.."what was the number again?" i finally squeek out.. -
btw its the same hundred doller bill everytime..
okay 275-59..okay heres those hundreds i keep finding again.. so thats two hundred..now i need 75 more..oh shoot there in twentys.. okay 20..40..60..she must have really smooth skin..
right..20 50 60..wait..20..okay 40..okay 60..okay
by now my hands really did start to shake.. *hands her the money*.."you gave me 60".she said
and all that i sayed.. i yeah i dont have any change on my..as i pull out another 20 dollers..
so i got a laptop and a little moist and shaken..
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and i loved every mintue of it.. -
oh the end..
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okay well im off to go take some quizzez.. ill be back later..no problem..
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