Happy 11/11/11!
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Thread Topic: Happy 11/11/11!
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lolz Jack thats a good alternative
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i dont like them at all Kit i dont even like being around them *breathes out a long breath*
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xD nice, and this keyboard be suckish
*hugs* would you like doctor joke? (if i can find the site xD) -
Yay //1//1//!
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I mean 11/11/11.
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fail...
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sure Kit *hugs back tight*
hi selena -
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs -and I was in the wrong one.
would you like more?
hewo selena -
lolz and yes if you would like to post more Kit
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Hi Shady. Hi Kit.
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A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."
As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB, I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my embarrassment I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work and sheepishly said, "I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?" She replied, "No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, "I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener".
A man goes to the doctor. He says, "Doc, you gotta check my leg.Something's wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you'll hear it!"
The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man's thigh only tohear, "Gimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks."
"I've never seen or heard anything like this before, how long has this been going on?" asked the doctor.
"That's nothing Doc. Put your ear to my knee."
The doctor put his ear to the man's knee and heard it say, "Man, I really need 10 dollars, just lend me 10 bucks!!"
"Sir," said the dumbfounded Doctor, "I really don't know what to tell you. I've never encountered anything like this before."
"Wait Doc, that's not it. There's more, just put your ear up to my ankle," the man urged.
The doctor did as the man said and heard the ankle plead, "Please, I just need 5 dollars. Lend me 5 bucks if you will."
"I have no idea what to tell you," the doctor said. "There's nothing about it in my books," he said.
"However, I can make a well educated guess though. Based on life experience I can tell you that your leg seems to be broke in three places." -
lolz thats funny Kit
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xD i like the second one 'sorry, had to mow the lawn'
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lolz that one was funny and idk why she dyed it green
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she be crazy
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