soapeth :P
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Thread Topic: soapeth :P
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Ozzy: Don't squirrels have rabies?
Me: What is up with you and rabies!?
Ozzy: WELL SORRY FOR BEING CURIOUS. -
Parker: yeah, but these two won't bite unless threatened
they be friendly ones ^^ -
Ozzy: Friendly squirrels... That's nice...
Me: That's kinda creepy.
Skit: Very. -
Hammy would never bite out of the blue, not like him
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Ozzy: Extremely creepy.
Me: Okay, So... What might these squirrels, um, look like? -
Hammy's the one from Over the Hedge, and Blackers is a black squirrel
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Me: Over the Hedge? Haha, I remember that movie!.... It was a movie, right?
Ozzy: Blackers is black. Oh what a suprise.
Me: THAT SOUNDED RACIST.
Ozzy: Whatchya gonna do? Get George Bush to yell 'Shoot him, He's funnier than me!'? -
yeah, good movie x3
Parker: maybe, maybe not -
Ozzy: Please don't though.
Me: Quick question, How drunk are you?
Ozzy: Why would you ask? 'CUZ I'M f---IN' FUNNIER THAN YOU?! Ha, Sis is jealous. -
Elliot: *takes a sniff* yeah, you're pretty drunk
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Ozzy: Am not!
Me: Mmmhhhm. Sure. -
Elliot: smell your breath then
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Ozzy: I swear to GOD, I'M NOT DRUNK.
Me: Do you think he could be telling the truth? -
Elliot: then why do i smell some alcohol in your beath
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Ozzy: I DUNNO!
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