A LETTER FROM SATAN TO ALL OF YOU!
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Thread Topic: A LETTER FROM SATAN TO ALL OF YOU!
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666 Satan 666 NewbieGreetings from Hell!
I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You woke up without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful. I like that about you.
I cannot tell you how glad I'm that you didn't change your way of living, fool! You are mine! I hate God! I'm only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of Heaven and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back.
You see, fool, God loves you and he has great plans instore for you. But I'm going to make your life a living Hell its pay back to God.This will really hurt God! Thanks to you, I'm really showing God who is Boss in your life!
With all the good times we and other people are having (Remember, Satan is in all of us)- We have watched dirty movies together, We have cursed people out, Partying, Stealing, Hypocriting, Lying, Fornicating, Telling dirty jokes, Gossiping, Backstabbing people, Disrespecting adults and those in Leadership, No respect for the church, Bad attitude. Yes, I know everything about you, surely you don't want give all this up, you make me so proud.
Come on Fool, lets burn together, I have got some plans for us. This is just a Letter from me to you to Thank You for letting me use you! When the Beast rises, I will make sure you are the first to recieve the mark. Your soul has already been marked, whats left is your flesh and body.
But you are getting old now, I need new followers. So go ahead and teach children how to sin. All you have to do is Drink alcoholic bevarages, Smoke, Gossip and Fornicate infront of children. They will learn faster than ever, kids are like that, you shal be famous!
Well, Fool, I got to go now. But I will be back in a few seconds to tempt you again. If you were Smart, you would run! Run to the nearest Church, confess of your sins and be under God's name. But its too late, too late I tell you, too late. Judgement day is close. The Beast will rise, there will be War between the Good and the Bad. You are in the Bad, the Beast's side and the Beast shall defeat the Lamb!
Yours Truly
SATAN -
no, I am not on either side, I would rather be with the dragons, so f**k you satan, and sorry god, X rides away on a dragon X
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WTF xD Spammy much? Well,this is offbeat so you could post anything on here...
This fits more into the religon thread... -
Mr. Satan, are you really red with horns and a pointed tail? And do you have a mustache?
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666 Satan 666 NewbieShut up dragon you immature b-tch.
And the Beast is a Dragon you piece of sh-t -
OMG SATAN YOU ARE EPIC. I've always wanted to say something like that to dragon... xD
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666 Satan 666 NewbieNo Selena didnt you read? IM YOU. But in my normal form I look like an angel a fallen angel. I have huge black wings my body gleams red and Im the scariest of all. And i dont have a mustache im still young i have only been alive for only about a few million years
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666 Satan 666 NewbieAh, biance you make me feel proud
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I think Satan doesn't like Christmas. *idiot face*
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O.o
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I don't do too much of that. Satan, what would you like for Christmas?
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Satan really is mean!
PS: Love the DOMO pic, Biance. -
Thanks xen xD
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No Satan is nice *Sarcastic*
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