Hi.
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Thread Topic: Hi.
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Oh, Yeah, I know.
Wanna soap?
Ozzy: I WANNA TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED ON THE 4th OF JULY LAST YEAR! -
Sure!
Ozzy...Tell me. -
So, It's the 4th of July, and I'm stoned out of my head and I light off these fireworks, Right? And so I have this neighbor named Dennis and we're always competing. And he's almost 30. So we go out that night in New York (We were Going on a trip together.) and so were on the grounds of a lake. But see, I didn't know you couldn't light 'em down there, so he went back to the house, and got some sparklers, And anyway, later he lit my shirt on fire with one of em, so I'm annoyed and on fire and so I hop into the lake. And so he starts lighting off MY fireworks. And so I chase him around for a while and then I finish lighting them, Abd he's all like "Well I didn't get too and blah blah blah." So, Yah, this cop shows up and asks him who lit em. And Dennis say 'Mr. Osbourne!' (I dunno, Tht's what my liscense says xD And he's only ever called me Ozzy once.) and he points at me.
I never got him back for that. But I will somehow :D -
Me: It's sad.
Ozzy: NU Uh. ITS FUNNY. I was like... So stoned though. -
Me: Holy...s---!
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Ozzy: Haha, Yeah! Wanna hear the-
Me: Oh God.
Ozzy: When that nervous dude with the case of coke got me arrested? (Or so I thought) -
Me: Uh, YEAH!
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Ozzy: I almost chinned the bloke too. So.... I skipped tha bu, When he shaked me away I was just about ready to knock his lights out.
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*I skipped That, But, When he
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xDDDD That is CRAZY!
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Me: Sad. It's sad.
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