Morning, Evenin', Guten tag, Whatever.
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Thread Topic: Morning, Evenin', Guten tag, Whatever.
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Me: Aww. I love when cats are being cute. Yesterday, My cat had her head in a slipper while she was sleeping. It was so.... Funny and cute at the same time.
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When we first got her she stuck her head in a boot my mom had in her room.
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Ozz: Aww.
Me: That's nice...? I can picture it... -
Yeah... all fluffy and catish... right after her kittens didn't need her anymore.
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Me: Aw, Grown Kittehs.
Ozz: I've slaughtered my cats before.
Me: And you almost threw one off a cliff T.T POOR KITTEH. But I saved it :D -
You killed a cat? That's mean... and illegal. And yes, she had these fluffly little demon kittens.
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Ozzy: Well, Yeah. I've actually killed 17 of them. I was really angry with them and drunk...
Me: It's like laws don't exist to him... He'd drives without his lisence, and like... Just. Grr. -
One day Ozzy, I'm going to become a cop. And I'll avenge the kitties.
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Me: Oh, No worry Selena, He's been to jail 7 times already. Want to know why?
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Sure. Surprise me.
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1. Driving while Intoxicated
2. Assualt and Battery. (He thinks)
3. Public Intoxicaion (He lit a car on fire xD)
4. Sameasabove xD (He really doesn't know what he did)
5. Driving under the influence.....
6. Same as above. (Got he liscence taken away)
7. 'Disturbing the Peace' (Or some noise crap) -
Hm. Nothing about underage drinking or animal abuse. It's only his twentieth birthday. And seventeen cats, correct?
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Me: Technically, You CAN drink if your eighteen but......
Ozzy: Something about being with adults. And I'm with tons of those xD
Ozzy: Erm... I think it may have been 15? Yeah. 'Cause I remember I had this sh- THAT IT'S IT! I WAS ARRESTED FORLIGHTING OFF THESE FIREWORKS! Anyway... -
Good point... and uh, WHAT?!
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Imma just let him tell you his outrageous stories on how he got arrested.
So, It's the 4th of July, and I'm stoned out of my head and I light off hese fireworks, Right? And so I have this neighbor named Dennis and we're always competing. And he's almost 30. So we go out that night in New York (We were Going on a rip together.) and so were on the grounds of a lake. But see, I didn't know you could light 'em down there, so he went back to the house, and got some sparklers, And anyway, later he lit my sirt on fire with one of em, so I'm annoyed and on fire and so I hop into the lake. And so he starts lighting off MY fireworks. And so I chase him around for a while and then I finsih lighting them, Abd he's all like "Well I didn't get too and blah blah blah." So, Yah, this cop shows up and asks him who lit em. And Dennis say 'Mr. Osbourne!' (I dunno, Tht's what my liscense says xD And he's only ever called me Ozzy once.) and he points at me.
I've never gotten him back either. Dx
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