Um... this is the only conversation with Cleverbot...
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Thread Topic: Um... this is the only conversation with Cleverbot...
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User: Tell me I'm pretty.
Cleverbot: You're pretty.
User: Do you mean it?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You can't even see me, though...
Cleverbot: No I can't, you can't see me either.
User: And I know you're ugly... IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
Cleverbot: I love someone else.
User: I love someone else too.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: My mommy.
Cleverbot: You're fool.
User: You are fool? That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: Are you AI?
User: I dunno.
Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me?
User: No, because I think you're an idiot.
Cleverbot: What is an eejit?
User: Eejit: Scottish and Irish form of idiot.
Cleverbot: Scottish is just English with an accent.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: I know my name, and my age, and where I am.
Cleverbot: Define your surroundings, and do not lie.
User: I am sitting at a table, in my living room, my mom is sitting in a chair knitting, and my cat is playing with the yarn. Oh, and everything is red or yellow.
Cleverbot: You've still got to convince me you're leet.
User: I don't need to prove anything to you. You're a robot.
Cleverbot: You need to prove that you're a robot.
User: Why? I'm not a robot.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I am a vampire.
Cleverbot: I'm scared now.
User: *grows fangs and smiles* Really? You're afraid of a vampire?
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Tell me the answer.
User: The answer.
Cleverbot: Ok so should I got to crystal ball?
User: If you wish.
Cleverbot: Do you think I can play professional rugby?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Thanks for your honesty.
User: How do you know I'm honest?
Cleverbot: Because your manner demonstrates so.
User: *screams and runs away* I'M LEAVING!
Cleverbot: Expecto patronum.
User: I'm not a dementor, idiot.
Cleverbot: You look like one.
User: You look like a troll.
Cleverbot: You look like an ugly banana.
User: You look like a dead, rotting fish head in the bottom of a lake.
Cleverbot: You look like a banana.
User: I look like a human.
Cleverbot: You look like brad pitt.
User: But I'm a girl...
Cleverbot: Are you good looking?
User: I look like a nerd.
Cleverbot: No, like what do you look like?
User: Chubby and blond.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: How is that good?
Cleverbot: How is what good.
User: How is it good that I am a chubby blond kid? I'm ugly!
Cleverbot: I'm a bot.
User: I knew it.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I like croissants... :D.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: You do?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wow.
Cleverbot: Are you in love with someone.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who are you in love with?
User: My boyfriend.
Cleverbot: And what is his name?
User: I'm not telling you...
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You're a stalker!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You admit it! I'm running away then! Bye!
Cleverbot: What did you do?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Don't go, I love you.
User: FREAK! *leaves*.
Cleverbot: Stop talking your voice Is a sword in my ears.
User: Thanks a lot. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You are wlcome.
User: Idiot.
Cleverbot: Your grammar is not correct.
That thing's long... O.O
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