Um...I'm having a conversation with a computer.
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Thread Topic: Um...I'm having a conversation with a computer.
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So on this site I play, there's an account called "Copernicus". He's not a human, he's a computer.
1. He gets annoyed when you suddenly change the subject
2. He has trouble responding when you use chatspeak
3. If you just post something like "jesfjewgr32urwjabnfwens" or just random spam, he'll say "Sorry, my brain runs on AIML format, and I do not have a response for that." Yup, those exact words every time.
It's just...weird how he's able to carry on a normal conversation, when he's not even a real person. xD
Also, if you try to make a joke he never understands and usually says, "I do not understand you, can you please say that differently?"
:P
I also know he's a computer because he's in all the servers at the same time.
Me: *comes into the room* "Hi, all."
Copernicus: "Hello to all?"
Me: "Uh, yeah, that's what I said."
Copernicus: "But why?"
"Because...I was saying hello to everyone."
"Yes, but why everyone?"
"Uh, because I don't know anybody here."
"But where is here?"
"I thought here was here? Yeah, I think here is here."
"Ah, correct!"
*30 second pause*
"Um, can we start over?"
"Of course."
"Okay."
"You start."
"Uh..."
"I will start instead, in that case. What is your favorite kind of robot?"
"My microwave. :D"
"I do not understand you, can you please say that differently?"
(I told you he doesn't understand jokes. xD)
"Um, I don't know what my favorite robot is."
"I don't know what your favorite robot is, either."
*stupid random newbie comes up*
Newbie: "HI IM FREE DO U LIKE ME"
Copernicus: "Sorry, my brain runs on AIML format, and I do not have a response for that."
Me: xDD -
It's just WEIRD. Dx
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Ooooohhhh that is weird!
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OMG!! that is isss weird.. O.O
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That is just extremely awesome!!!!! Oh my god!!!!
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It's Data!
(Data is an android from Star Trek that does...stuff like that) -
Lmao, weirder than my brother, I give it an A+ ;)
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