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Jesus: *shouts out the car window* 'EY!!! Say that to my face, ya limp noodle!! *shaking his fist at him*
OH MY GOD XDDDD
Damn...O_e Who WOULD wanna be cut in half at a speed like that? *shudders harshly* -
rich dude: the hell are you? >:/
XD I love that, 'ya limp noodle'
kinda why I'm working on memorizing the answers to her questions.
haunts train stations there. around the world: last bathroom stall, and your bathroom at midnight
always starting out by asking 'where are my legs?' -
Jesus: I'm Jesus Christ, motherf---er. JE to the damn S-U-S.
XD Me, too. I'm pretty sure 'limp noodle' is another word for saying dick, but I don't know.
....O_O Holy s---. I did NOT know that part! -
rich dude: bull
XD who knows. it's fun to say though
Parker: :O this s--- just got real
so last nigh I avoided the bathroom after reading it
and yeah, that was around midnight
xDD
my sis just told me about how her sim walked in on her father, who is married, going at it with another woman. the teenage daughter is just standing there, watching them, then walked out -
Jesus:.......
Ed: O_O M-Mr Christ, sir, don't do anything too drastic, okay?
Jesus: No, no, this won't be TOO drastic. *smirks* I'm just gonna display my powers, so don't worry, li'l Eddie! *ruffles his hair*
Ed: Oh...*blushes* O-okay...
Jesus: Now, Mr Unbeliever, if I were a fake, would I be able to do THIS? *simply points at the rich guys house, causing it to explode*
WHOA!!! :O
I'd do the same f---in' thing...O_O
....PFFFFFFT HA!! XD Oh, GOD!! -
rich guy: ...could've been gas leak
Lauren: awesome
xD I love sims
I had one of my teens fix the tub, and while she was fixing it, I swear I heard her say 'f---' -
Jesus: But how would I be able to do that at the exact time the house was going to explode? *smirks*
HBP: BEEEEEEEEEP!!! *honks at the rich guy over and over again*
Jesus: *sighs and rolls his eyes* Oh, s---, here we go. :/
AHAHAHAA!! XDDD -
rich dude: coincidence *about to take a sledge hammer to HBP*
Parker: >:O don't even think about it -
Jesus: *gasp* >:O.....GRRRR.....*stares at the sledgehammer and makes it fly straight out of the rich guys hands*...*still holding the hammer in the air with his mind* NOW, then, motherf---er. Are you SURE you wanna be doing that?
HBP: Beep. >:) -
rich dude: *glare*
Parker: * pick pocketing him*
Lauren: you're in for it now~~ -
John: Hey, where they Hell's Parker? *sees her pick-pocketing the rich guy* Oh.
Jesus: Heh...*snickering at the rich guy as he's getting pick-pocketed*
Jeff: Hehehe!!~~ X3 -
rich guy: *grips Parker's wrist*
Parker: ..you have 3 seconds to let go -.-
rich guy: *begins like twisting her arm and stuff*
>:O *rips his arm off and shoves it down his throat*
Parker: ...dang gurl o.o -
John: :O
Andrei: Holy Hell!
Jesus: Whooooa!!!
Awesome! :D -
^-^ hehe *innocence*
rich guy: *dead with some of his arm sticking out of his mouth -
Jesus: Well, he shouldn't have f---ed around with us. I don't sympathize with a--holes. Hmhm!~
HBP: Beeeeep beep beep. >:)
Jesus: For once, Prius, you're right. "Justice is served".
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