xD. This joke made me laugh...
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Thread Topic: xD. This joke made me laugh...
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A landlady hired a gay boy to look after her ranch with her... For 3 months, the gay boy proved to be trust worthy by working very hard, and he never went for a vacation.
So, 1 night, the landlady told the gay boy, "why dont u go and party in town tonight?" the gay boy replies, "sure, thats a great idea i will be back by 1am". He left to party while the land lady slept...
1am came, and he was not here. 2am, he still didnt return... At 2:30am, finaly, the gay boy returned, and when he entered the house he found the landlady sitting by the fire place, drinking wine and waiting for him...
The landlady quietly called the gay boy to her and said, "unbutton my blouse and take it off". Trembling, the gay boy did as he was told. "now, take off my boots", she said. The gay boy did as he was told. "now, remove my socks". The gay boy removed the socks and placed them neatly by the boots. "now, remove my skirt". The gay boy obeyed, constantly watching the landladay. "now, take off my bra". The gay boy removed the bra, shaking like hell...
Then, the landlady looked at him and said, "if u ever wear my clothes into town again, i will fire u"...
Lol, i got u there, didnt i?
P.S. I didnt see it comming either, xD -
That's classic. xD
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:/ This is one i made up... IT MAY NOT BE FUNNY, because im not a clown... But i will try,.
A story editor is writing a newspaper story about an accident... He writes, "Mrs Smith was involved in an accident, her car was completely damaged and she has bad cuts on her neck and her breasts...". He takes the article to his boss, and after reading it, the boss shouts, "this is a family article, u dont use words like 'breasts!".
So, the writer, he thinks, and thinks, and finaly he makes up his mind... So, he rewrites the article, "Mrs Smith was involved in an accident, her car was completely damaged and she has bad cuts on her neck and (.)(.) -
O.o ROFL!!!
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heres one i made up related to gtq. Idk if yall find it funny but i do.
on gtq someone kills a forum (for example feedback and updates) so in offbeat they write something like - dear gtq, i'm sorry for killing the feedback and updates forum. You can come to the funeral if you want to.
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yea i get it lol
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XD
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Evil_Kish NewbieKish, your jokes are freaking lame...
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Dont i just love my evil side? xD
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lol hai kish long time no see
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lmao the first one was funny xD
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Omg! that was funny!!!
That joke really got me! -
Evil_Kish NewbieOh, please... Heres a joke of my own...
A man comes back from work and hears wierd sounds coming from the bedroom... He runs up and finds his wife panting heavily, holding her chest, and she was naked... "im having a heartache!" she cried... So the man runs downstairs to phone the emergency number when on his way downstairs, he meets his 5 year old son... "daddy, daddy, uncle is upstairs, hiding in the closet!" cried the kid...
The man got angry and he rushed upstairs, his wife was still naked on the bed... He went to the closet and sure enough, there was his brother sitting there naked... "U IDIOT!" shouted the man. "my wife is having a heart attack and u are here, hiding in the closet?... -
Late post... @kitty... Sorry, i had to go somewhere... And yeah, its been a while
@my evil twin... Oh, u describing how u reacted when u caught me in the closet? Yeah, your wife still laughs at u... -
* looks at kish and his evil twin * hmmm
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