my adventures within the recesses of my mind
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Thread Topic: my adventures within the recesses of my mind
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Alana: haaai
Alana: zomg haaai!!!
Alana: it works!!! *dies*
Alana: ^^ i'm a sad case... really.
Alana: lalal
Alana: lol
Alana: years go by and time stays still......
Alana: WHAT!? .___.
Alana: I. DONT. KNOW.
Alana: HOOPFLAAA
Alana: what... what.... WHAT THE HELL?
Alana: exactly ^^
Alana: tralallalalalalalalala... sorry for leaving. busy with soaps.
Alana: -____- its ALWAYS soaps. soap, soap, soap, soap. we GET IT. you need to cleanse yourself a lot.
Alana: -____-' fine then. be that way.
Alana: lalalalla
Alana: alalalallalaa
Alana: alalalla
Alana: alallaal
Alana: LLAMA!
Alana: BBBBANANA PHONE
Alana: b-b-b-banana phone
Alana: call all u want when theres no one home well u not gonna reach banana phone
Alana: im back
Alana: good. i missed you :3
Alana: no you didnt. i was with you the whole time, stupid.
Alana: -___- you're calling ME stupid?
Alana: actually, i'm calling both of us stupid.
Alana: god, i'm a REALLY SAD case....
Alana: i know. me too.
Alana: sob time?
Alana: nah.
Alana: sing time?
Alana: nope.
Alana: SOAP TIME?
Alana: -____- you and your soaps. jesus christ, i even mixed up which one of us is which.
Alana: hehe :3
Alana: see what you do to me?
Alana: yep. look in the mirror. i see it too.
Alana: .___.
Alana: don't do that. it makes me feel unloved.
Alana: crap, now your emotion is infecting me as well.
Alana: good. you deserve it.
Alana: >:l no i don't.
Alana: shizz, i can just feel the hatred.... D:
Alana: yep. i hate you, you hate me. we're pretty much even.
Alana: friends?
Alana: no.
Alana: enemies?
Alana: nah, too mainstream.
Alana: hummm... allies?
Alana: sure.
Alana: okie. like italy and germany... with benefits >:3
Alana: oh, crap. i cant believe you even SAID that
Alana: i didn't mean it. D: i'm just borred.
Alana: well, me too. but you don't see me throwing.... suggestive statements.
Alana: oh, please. as if YOU'RE worthy.
Alana: and who is exactly?
Alana: -_____- DON'T. GO. THERE.
Alana: xD har har
Alana: there's no one anyway. i'm only 12, dammit.
Alana: hoorah for underaged insantity!
Alana: oui.
Alana: non.
Alana: oui.
Alana: non.
Alana: oui oui oui.
Alana: si senor.
Alana: oui monsieur.
Alana: hohoho... merry ordinary day.
Alana: THAT MAKES NO SENSE.
Alana: neither do you.
Alana: is it bad that i think you exist?
Alana: is it bad that i think YOU exist?
Alana: i'm gonna take that as a yes.
Alana: i'm sooo confused right now.
Alana: i wonder if you're alana too?
Alana: dude. there's only one alana. you're some imposter.
Alana: LIES!
Alana: .___. indeed.
Alana: whoa, what!?
Alana: ring ring ring ring ring.... it's the banana. yes, i'll hold.
Alana: :/
Alana: it's for you. *hands banana*
Alana: oh, hai. it's alana. yeah, i'll tell alana bye.
Alana: who??
Alana: it was god. he said he'd be late to brunch. he has some business to take care of with stanley.
Alana: wtf?
Alana: you know, stanley. his brother?
Alana: shizz. i thought that was steve.
Alana: no, steve's his son.
Alana: and where does jesus fall in all of this?
Alana: .___. LIES.
Alana: what? what did i do?
Alana: heh....
Alana: what!?
Alana: nothinng.
Alana: blah.
Alana: ^^ *achievement happy dance*
Alana: you have a happy dance for EVERYTHING. you even have a sad happy dance.
Alana: yep.
Alana: you're... strange.
Alana: yes, yes i am. -
LOL
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wolf: SHUT UP ALANA!!!
me: dont listen to the black wolf alana, it is just a mean black wolf
wolf: MORE LIKE A PART OF YOU, F**KER!!!
me: STOP!!!
wolf: NO!!!
me: UGH!!! X walks away X -
LOL it's like me and Carolyn. :3
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i'm mentally kicking myself in the face right now. xD
Alana: why is it that you have to go all 'justin bieber' on me?
Alana: what? i don't
Alana: gah, i hate you,
Alana: you know you love me.
Alana: >.>
Alana: i know you care
Alana: GAHHHH STOP STOP STOP!!
Alana: just shout wheneva
Alana: ...
Alana: and i'll be there
Alana: o____O
Alana: you want my loooove
Alana: you want my heart... *covers mouth* HOLY SHIZZ STOP POISONING MY MIINNNNND!!!
Alana: and we will never ever ever be apart....
Alana: :3 okie.
Alana: are we an item?
Alana: WHATTHEHELL
Alana: girl quit playin
Alana: >_>'
Alana: we're just friends what are you saying?
Alana: YOUMESSEDUPTHELYRICSHAAAAA!!!
Alana: -_____- thanks for the information that IDONTCAREABOUT
Alana: WHYAREWETALKINGLIKETHIS
Alana: we? my dear friend, it is only i. there is no 'we' about it.
Alana: huhhhhh?
Alana: justshutupanddrinkyourlattefool. -
LOL 'LIES!'
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XDDD
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'We?' xD Alana sounds like me.
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ROFL!!!
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Alana: YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX
Alana: i know. i have my latte i'm fully content.
Alana: what the.... you dont got no latte
Alana: i wish i did. dont you?
Alana: no.
Alana: well then.
Alana: well well well, i guess we have a problem with saying 'well' to much.
Alana: well, i guess you just read my mind... well-ly...
Alana: what? that's not a word.
Alana: YOU'RE NOT A WORD.
Alana: oh, schnap. D:
Alana: i sorreh, i didnt mean to make you frown.
Alana: goin down down down down
Alana: noooooo!!!
Alana: and i just cant believe my first love wont be around.
Alana: STOPTHISINSANITY.
Alana: i wish i could, alana. i wish a could...
Alana: d-d-don't get all... all... apocalyptic on me, man... i can't... NO! I CAN'T DIE!!
Alana: but you must.... for sparta... please.
Alana: NO.
Alana: what if it could save your life?
Alana: well.... i guess....
Alana: :3
Alana: what... what the hell!? die to save my life? that makes no f---ing sense!!
Alana: exactly, my friend. i fear we are both mentally insane.
Alana: don't go all Dr. Psychologist on me, man. seriously. i don't deserve this s---.
Alana: then what do you deserve, lana? a pet llama? a monkey hat? a BANANA PHONE?
Alana: yeah... that... actually would be nice.
Alana: *slaps*
Alana: WHATTHEHELLWASTHATFOR!?
Alana: :3 ifreakingloveyou,man.
Alana: what... agh.... YOU'RE MESSING WITH MY MIINNNND!!!
Alana: god loves you. never forget that, young friend.
Alana: wh- what....
Alana: and in the afterlife, say hi to great aunt mary for me.
Alana: whoa, no.... no.... YOU CAN'T.... YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME, LANA. WHYYY!!
Alana is typing...
Alana: it is your destiny, oh stupid one who lacks brain capacity. now step onward into the depths of my mind so that i can continue soaping. :3 -
xD i bookmarked this for some odd reason. and apparently i'm slowly getting addicted to this. ^^ that, or i'm slowly slipping insanity.
but.... i.... i wanna soap! >:l
Alana: too baaddddd.
Alana: no. you can't get ridda me.
Alana: sure i can.
Alana: blah.
Alana: *poof* now you're gone. xD
Alana: there you go there you go somewhere you're not coming back ~
Alana: agh, don't go all avril on me, dude.
Alana: party rock is in the house toniiight ~
Alana: *dies*
Alana: i love killing you. it's quite fun.
Alana: i'm sure it is. :l
Alana: ^^ yep.
Alana: wanna play hide and seek? i'll be it.
Alana: nice try there. -____-
Alana: god, i despise you soooo much.
Alana: whatcha gonna do? shoot me?
Alana: i wish i could.
Alana: well then.
Alana: well well well then then then.
Alana: what the hell? you can't just type each word three times and be cool like that.
Alana: sure sure sure i i i can can can
Alana: knock knock knock it it it off off off D: -
Alana: dude. you just DITCHED ME.
Alana: i got sicka you. so i logged out. big whoop.
Alana: but then you went and SOAPED. WITHOUT, ME
Alana: yea. my point exactly.
Alana: jesus... jesus....jesus freaking christ. this... this... this... hurts like hell. lana, i don't understand.
Alana: i think we should be just... friends.
Alana: are... are you breaking up with me!?
Alana: what? what the hell!!?? we were NEVER an item
Alana: but you asked... you said 'are we an item, girl quit playing...' so i thought
Alana: DUDE. THAT WAS J BIEBZ WORDS. NOT. MINE
Alana: oh.... man... i seriously.... god.... dude....
Alana: is there uhhh....
Alana: just... just, god. just get the hell away from me, man... i can't believe you.... no... just..... no....
Alana: are you okay?
Alana: no.... just... gahh..... i can't.... i can't do this friend thing.
Alana: what do you mean? we've been friends for like, almost 13 years.
Alana: i... i'm sorry, man... i just... i just think it's time...
Alana: no... you can't. you can't just... HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO YOU AND NEVER SAY HI!!???
Alana: just.... god.... stop it... everything you say....
Alana: what?
Alana: everything you say... just... no... your voice.... stop.
Alana: D': *sniffle* why?
Alana: you... you lead me in... and then push me away... god... make up your mind.
Alana: what.... what the hell's your problem?
Alana: i.... just..... god.... leave me the hell alone... just STOP... TALKING....
Alana: ...
Alana: JUST.... GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME. -
jesus freaking christ, i'm tearing up at this last one... D": jeez....
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BOBBETHY. I VOWE TO KILL YOU. (bobbethy from down the street, not this site's bobbethy. :3) >:O
Alana: i request a chat with you, lana.
Alana: ...go away.
Alana: what? what's wrong now? i let you sleep on the bed and i got the floor. is there a problem?
Alana: yes... i can't be around you without... you know... being... kinda
Alana: what? nervous? angry? hurt?
Alana: .___.
Alana: whoa... whoa... whoa.... no. you can't.
Alana: but it's evidentally possible.
Alana: THIS MAKES NO FREAKING SENSE
Alana: neither do you, young sasquatchen
Alana: what now?
Alana: i have no clue
Alana: so are we good?
Alana: no.
Alana: D': *sniffle* then what are we?
Alana: broken-hearted, mentally unstable, and, let's face it: losers.
Alana: but... i dun wanna be a loser.
Alana: too bad.
Alana: are we still friends?
Alana: no. i'm friends with bobbethy from down the street now.
Alana: WHYYYY!!??
Alana: because he won't lead me in and push me away. he just... pushes me away.
Alana: well. some friend you got there.
Alana: yup. we had a lot of fun screeching and hollering as he slammed the door in my face repeatedly.
Alana: you know i wouldn't do that.
Alana: but you did.
Alana: I THOUGHT YOU WERE MICHAEL.
Alana: no, you thought i was me.
Alana: -___-'
Alana: fine. get annoyed. see if i give a crap
Alana: but you're supposed to. you're ME.
Alana: no. i'm me. you're you. there's no 'me' about it.
Alana: dammit. you're really just gonna shut me outta your life like that. man? c'mon, i know you might hate me... for a long long time... but...
Alana: you speak. THE, TRUTH
Alana: you have a lot of grammatical errors
Alana: BETTER THAN FRIENDSHIP MISTAKES.
Alana: aw... you hurt me, dude.
Alana: address me by Sir Lana The Third please
Alana: you hurt me emotionally, Sir Lana The Third.
Alana: oui
Alana: yes?? you agree with that? you
Alana: 're
Alana: blah.
Alana: you forgot the 're part. so i added it for you. who has errors now?
Alana: me.
Alana: good, we all have come to an agreement.
Alana: no, we haven't.
Alana: whaddya mean?
Alana: i wanna be your frieennndd
Alana: too bad. you lost your chance. me and bobbethy are having THE BEST FRIENDSHIP EVARRR!!
Alana: ...well then.
Alana: well well well then then then
Alana: NO. YOU CAN'T SAY WORDS 3 TIMES AND BE COOL LIKE THAT,
Alana: why not?
Alana: 'cuz you're NOT ME.
Alana: ...
Alana is typing... -
Alana: you aren't moved by any of this, are you?
Alana: nope. i'm laughing at splat the cat.
Alana: NO. THAT'S MY THING. >:L
Alana: haha emote failure... i remember when we...
Alana: ^^ we what?
Alana: we... GAH. I CAN'T SAY IT. THERE'S NO 'WE' ANYMORE.
Alana: what?
Alana: yeah.
Alana: but...
Alana: shuddup.
Alana: i....
Alana: shuddup.
Alana: i love you, man. D:
Alana: sucks for you, doesn't it -
Alana: yeah.
Alana: wait -.... what!? you...
Alana: i never stopped, man. not once.
Alana: awwww :3
Alana: so will you take me back?
Alana: NO.
Alana: D': curse this world....
Alana: curse YOU.
Alana: your words are like individual finite knives, cutting into my soul....
Alana: nice poem.
Alana: it wasn't a poem. it was my feelings.
Alana: oh, well, i gotta go. bobbethy and i are gonna play another game of 'rake eachother's eyes out'
Alana: ...bai
Alana is typing...
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