Chuck Norris jokes
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Thread Topic: Chuck Norris jokes
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there once was a street called chuck Norris. but everyone who crossed the street died. because, no one crosses chuck Norris and lives.
(marc told me that one at work but he messed it up haha)
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underwater, they have chuck Norris week.
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Onions cry because of Chuck Norris
The end of pie is Chuck Norris , he is the end of all things
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I once knew a dog named chuck norris. He got ran over by Chuck Norris. Coninsidence? I think not..
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hahaha! xD
isn't it weird that you never see chuck Norris and superman together in the same place?
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Nazi Germany surrendered on May 7th 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945
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hahaha!!
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One day aliens with super powers came down to earth, they said that they would end all crime and become supreme overlords of the earth. Chuck Norris heard about this and challenged it I an arm weeds ing match, the loser had to wear their underpants over their cloths for the rest of their life.....
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LOLOL
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xDDD
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When Chuck Norris looks at a mirror, the mirror shatters, not even a mirror is stupid enough to ger between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris
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Nobody
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays pac-man the ghosts stay in their box.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Chuck Norris replied, "That's no glitch." -
The bible was originally called Chuck Norris and Friends.
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Lololololo XDDDD
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