Ranking your fav characters on if I could eat them
Thread Topic: Ranking your fav characters on if I could eat them
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I will be starting out with my exceptional favorite character...
BUNGER!
I give my beloved bunger a 10 out of 10. Not only would they taste great but they want to be eaten! They're also a great conversationalist. I will never forget the first time I heard them say bunger, more inspirational words have never been spoken -
What about spider-pig
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Spider pig
This guy's an 8/10 I like pork, but the knowledge that he's half spider is a bit off-putting. At least he's fun to talk to before consumption though I don't think he'd want to be eaten so not as great as bunger. -
wow wow wubzy
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i know they're cats, but the art style strangely reminds me of marshmallows
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Duolingo bird
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I wonder if he tastes like green apple or chicken
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wow wow wubsy
I could never. I know he looks like a marshmallow but I'd just keep looking in his little eyes and he'd tell me it's okay and I'd be like NOOOOO plus he's a cat 3/10 -
[color=forestgreen] Duo from Duolingo [color]
This is a pretty optimal choice. He comes with his own seasonings and I probably couldn't understand what he's saying to me, however I feel like he would put up a fight. However, I am sure I could absolutely defeat that owl 7/10 -
Oof
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that owl gives mafia boss and I love it
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... Dare I say, William Afton from the FNaF franchise?
I would like to state that he may taste like grapes. -
William Afton
Ah, good old Mr Afton...... 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I could NEVER eat William Afton. He's rotting and metal. Tear out my molars why don't you? Food poisoning is strong with him -100/10
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