THE DOCONUT EMPIRE
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Thread Topic: THE DOCONUT EMPIRE
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Everyone,I,Scientist Ave am working on a FINE specimen of a donut,a Doconut!Although I am unsure of what a coconut donut would look like,a popular idea is a regular delicious chocolate donut with coconut flakes on it with a donut-shaped coconut inside,complete with the coconut milk inside of the coconut!I am thinking of making the coconut shell soft,but the lab cannot breed something this high tech yet.Daily updates on the progress,y’all!
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I’m hiring Doconut Lab Workers to help me make a Doconut.Here are the requirements that you need to qualify to be a taster:
1.Willing to work 6 days a week 8 AM to 6 PM although most of that time is spent waiting for the Doconut samples to come out
2.Strong taste buds and a tolerance for disgusting foods as some Doconut samples that went wrong WILL taste DISGUSTING
3.Generally good morale
Here are the requirements to be a Doconut food scientist:
1.Good grades in school(Nothing below a B.You can only have 3 B’s and all the rest has to be A’s)
2.Food knowledge
3.A hard head as coconuts will occasionally fall out of the basket and land on your head(but rarely)
Here are the requirements to be a Doconut pastry chef:
1.Knowledge of cooking
2.You need to know how to cook pastries
3.Strong arms to bend the coconuts into donut shapes
Here are the requirements to be a Doconut flavor specialist:
1.Knowledge of what flavors people like
2.You need to know how to insert the flavors into the Doconuts and you need to have ideas for new flavors
Here are the requirements to be a Doconut business specialist:
1.Marketing knowledge
2.Business knowledge
3.Teamwork skills and high morale
Alright,we’re hiring. -
Ok y’all,I’m genuinely actually trying to make a coconut donut but the jobs are just there
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I volunteer as tribute-er taste tester!
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Ok here’s the first sample🍩It has coconut inside of it
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It's pretty good, it has a funky aftertaste though..... Maybe sprinkle the coconut on the top instead? Or have coconut frosting?
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Oki
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Our,uhh,second sample!We made it less funky,just some coconut frosting in the middle and shredded coconut sprinkles on top.Here you go!🥯
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It's really good! I love it!
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Yey :) Now I’ma go get the general feedback of the public
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Alright, good luck!
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I nearly forgot here’s your daily paycheck!💵*gives Alex ten dollars*
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YAYMONEY!!!!!
Now I can get scammed by the schools vending machine! -
NO-You know what,you do what you want with the money.It’s yours now.
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Here’s the paycheck and salary sheet for the jobs:
Tester:$10 daily paycheck and $45,000 yearly salary
Food scientist:$20 daily paycheck and $70,000 yearly salary
Pastry chef:$17 daily paycheck and $66,000 yearly salary
Flavor specialist:$14 daily paycheck and $58,000 yearly paycheck
Business specialist:$16 daily paycheck and $60,000 yearly salary
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