You Cant Wake Up
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Thread Topic: You Cant Wake Up
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Yes
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im lending u my listening ear my good sir , pls take care of it tho i only have two
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Just wanted to talk
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a socially deprived human being i see ! fear not , ur suffering will come 2 an end as i introduce :
GENERIC CONVERSATING FOR A GENERIC STANLEY
ill be honest , idk if conversating is a word 😢 my braincell has left the scene n stolen my hot pink corvette,,, leaving me w the remains of autocorrect . anywho , hru ?? -
actually skip the small talk . are u a democrat or republican ? give me ur social security number
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545 573 673
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Waht where you serious because that is actually my social security number
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i see … i see … a naive , generic stanley
*vigorously taking notes*
now i want ur credit card , ip address , state of law , religion , political views , n family members :D
asking for a friend. -
I’d actually tell you because f--- it I genuinely trust you s much lol
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oh that was unexpected but oddly v heartwarming LMAO , tytyty 4 sharing ur insights n weaknesses COUGH i mean perspective :D so hand them over
(/j , but actually tysm , that means a lot lmao <33 ppreciate it , rlly added the marinara sauce 2 my decade . i trust u 2 my guy) -
omg i found a hack 😱😱 not clickbait 😱
i didn’t even KNOW this but apparently u can plug ur airpods pro into an ipad pro ?? does it work w regular airpods n regular ipads ?? :0 wait does it work w macbooks ?? omg not clickbait guys this is cool -
hol up imma see if it works w the macbook air once dis stranger gets off me lawn >:( don’t wan crank out the old man cane /j
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"hey ivea have a cold :("
US: "sucks 2 suck *yeets tylenol* here u go! 50k , cash or credit bc coupon is 4 lil b---- babies :]"
UK: "ah , i see my good sir! *sips tea* it’s june 2023... allow me 2 get you scheduled my fine gentleman... there u go! ur appointment is scheduled for december 2025 :D"
CA: "hm... have u considered death as an option?" -
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when u die from laughing 2 hard at a dark humor meme that happens 2 be dying from laughing too hard at a dark humor meme that happens 2 be dying from laughing 2 hard at a,,,, :
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