If you were a criminal
- Locked due to inactivity on Feb 17, '23 3:54am
Thread Topic: If you were a criminal
-
Besides things loot and goods and stuff
-
Nothing, I let the police see the evidence without even realizing it, they'll never know the confetti was Ted Cruz's mail I shredded 😈
/j -
Nothing, I would never leave the evidence in such an obvious location
-
I would burn the evidence of my crimes and use the ashes in a cake that I would feed to the police who came to investigate. Watch as they eat it, not realizing the last bits of evidence are right under their noses
-
The police wouldn’t realize where the evidence for my crimes were, because the locked door would be the backdoor that leads to my garden. I’ll chew each piece of evidence, no matter what it is. A piece of clothing, paper, a knife, anything and then I’ll dig a 24 foot hole and bury it deep down inside of it. Neighbors witnessing the crime? Not a problem! The fence is much too high for them to be able to poke their nosy little heads into my personal business. In addition, after putting most of the dirt in, I’ll sprinkle some flower seeds inside of the now-shallow hole and cover it up before watering it each and every day so it becomes a beautiful flower. The police wouldn’t suspect a single thing. And if they do, perhaps they’ll be the new addition to my marvelous garden.
-
My soundproof lair where i take naps
This thread is locked, therefore no new posts can be made.
