our hearts were made to start the healing.
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Thread Topic: our hearts were made to start the healing.
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you ate the decoy kneecaps
derecho's authentic kneecaps are hidden safely, somewhere none of you will ever think to look -
*GASPS*
Just-
Fine road
I'll time travel back to the time when you literally stole the kneecaps an ill finna find them tmmr.
Just you wait. /j -
I never thought I'd see the day I had to answer for this war crime I have committed
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*sticks head in Road's toilet*
NOT HERE
*eats the sewage and plumbing in the whole house*
NOT HERE EITHER
*eats roads cats litter boxes*
ALSO NOT HERE
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
*eats roads shoes*
Crap not there
lemme find more things to e- I mean try -
I have canonically died many, many times
I have seen many things, some good, some bad
But Cats eating a litter box is by far the worst -
@cats OMFG xD LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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that's pretty gross cats
I'ma need you to stay 500 feet away from my home at all times -
*slips in*
ayy those kneecaps are mine 😎
*fades back into the shadows* -
*punts you and takes the kneecaps*
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um??
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*eats the trash cans and their contents* Hm? What was that, Road?
Also they aren't here either
*moves on to eating the dirty laundry*
NOT HERE! -
MY BAD I'M NOT PUNTING YOU, GTQ FATHER FIGURE
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bruh what
that's really gross -
You know what? *unknees your caps*
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OOh Look what i found in this safe here
https :// bit.ly/3Dcw3TQ
A kneecap!
I had to break it with a hammer tho
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