dark humor
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Thread Topic: dark humor
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thank you thank you
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My god the titanic one ๐๐๐
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yesssssssss
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๐คฃ
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yup
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Doctor: i have your test results
Me: did i pass hahaha?
Doctor: hahaha you will soon
Me: haha what
Me: *dies a few days later and finally gets it* -
Oh my... ๐๐๐
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My therapist told me "time heals all wounds",
so i stabbed him.
Now we wait... -
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A slice of pizza can't feed a family. -
My grandfather said i was too dependent on technology.
I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support -
okay that was good lol
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*Slowly rises from trash can as friends make plansโ
Iโm also free that day -
Hey guys this one's actually true.
So i typed "i like having s*x with" and let my autotype finish the sentence. And it finished my sentence "with my grandfather" ๐
And then i noticed i had 69 tabs open in my browser. Help i think im cursed! -
btw my sibling is like way too innocent. she actually was like "why would you make babies in a bed"
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How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them
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