dark humor
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Thread Topic: dark humor
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My dad still getting that milk from the store
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What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found. -
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it's poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
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Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
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"I work with animals," the guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says
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What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer. -
Where exactly are you taking me, doctor?" the patient asked. "To the morgue," the doctor replied. "What?" The patient panicked. "But I'm not dead yet!" "And we're not there yet," the doctor said.
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I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
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What website u look at
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It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet. -
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
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I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake
… It was a bittersweet victory. -
There’s a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
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titanic: i nominate all passengers for the ice bucket challenge
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Lol 😆
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