lol...gotta read these jokes!
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Thread Topic: lol...gotta read these jokes!
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Not a bad idea.
Anybody who is interested in doing a soap, please go to the thread with the title "Soapy soap soap". :3 -
Fufe you here????
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fufe123 Novice@fd: HEY FD*hugs*
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*hugz tight*
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fufe123 Novicei had to go to the store foor my mom
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Oh i see.
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fufe123 Noviceyea now im tired for running
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Hi FD
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fufe123 Novice@brit:still want your fan back
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Hi brit!
Im srry fufe -
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.
"Carrie's not ready yet. Why don't you have a seat?"
Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.
"Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it!"
Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby — so he asks Carrie's dad to repeat himself.
"Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!"A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, "Dad, it's called the twist!" -
fufe123 Novice@kiera: funny
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Wait, what's come of my fan?
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Lol thats funny!!!
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hehe! im finding more jokes.....
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his manhood. He doesn't want to cancel so he slathers it with lotion and wraps it in gauze.
The blonde shows up at his house, and he treats her to a home-cooked dinner. Afterwards they go to the living room to watch a movie.
His manhood starts to bother him again so he excuses himself, goes into the kitchen, pours a glass of milk and immerses himself for immediate relief.
The blonde, however, wanted to know what he was doing and walks in on him with his Johnson in the milk and exclaims, "So that's how you guys load those things!"
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