Who the f--- is cats
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Thread Topic: Who the f--- is cats
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Wait a minute- do you mean Absol, as in the Pokemon? :D
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Ah, you must be right. Well trust me, I’m your best friend in my timeline and you totally trusted me enough to give me your credit card information
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mckenze aren’t we besties
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Unless you're an actual Absol who somehow found your way to the real world through the Pokemon games-
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Mckenze is not my name and I don't even know you-
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mckenze what the heck!!!
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Yes
And no
You ever play pokemon mystery dungneon?
Im an absol from that universe but i was turned into a human, not the other way around -
Pokemon mystery dungeon is the best!
Ohhh ok -
Yeah its a unique situation
And i need money to be able to afford the things needed to turn myself back into an absol, which is why i need your credit card info -
Ohhhh ok
I can give you my parent's -
No no, it has to be yours
If i take your parents it might seriously alter the timeline -
But I don't have a credit card
Could I mail you money? -
No, I’m afraid cash money won’t work either. I’ve seen the future, and the time we tried that the cash was stolen by a mysterious figure. The only reliable way was through credit card.
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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah I'm not listening to this crap
You aren't my friend in the future
And if you are, I betray you here and now
It's my money
Not yours
Haha
Enjoy life as a human! -
NO!!!! You’re jeopardizing the future!
Unless... Since this is an alternate timeline... you’re Catz’ evil twin!! You were slain by Velatrix in my timeline, but it seems in this one it is up to me to bring you down. Watch your back, evil Catz. I will find you. AND I will find your credit card information. Just you wait...
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