Attention all manly men
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Thread Topic: Attention all manly men
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COME ON DOWN THIS SUNDAY TO THE EVENT OF THE DECADE MONSTER BULL TWEAK BOMB ENERGY DRINKS PRESENTS
BRUTE FORCE, A PRIMAL SHOW OF MASCULINITY ALL YOUR FAVORITE MONSTER TRUCKS WILL BE THERE,
DEATH HEARSE, SKULL BANGER, SPARK THRUSTER, AND EVERYONES FAVORITE f---.
THATS RIGHT, THATS THE NAME OF THE TRUCK
HOLY s---
FIRST TEN THOUSAND FANS GET KICKED SQUARE IN THE DICK
YOUR 10 DOLLAR TICKET GETS YOU THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGEEE
BY THE WAY, THE TRUCKS ARENT THE ONLY THINGS GETTING SMASHED, YOU WILL TOO
WE'VE GOT ELECTRIC GUITAR JOUSTING, MOSH PIT OLYMPICS, AND A s--- EATING COMPETITION
EAT THAT s---, b----
YOU WONT WANT TO MISS OUR HEADLINE EVENT, AN ACTUAL DICK MEASURING COMPETITION, BUT DONT WORRY WE MEASURE FROM THE BALLLLLSS! -
I want to go see the monster trucks, but I'm not a man . . .
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i will go regardless of manhood
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ok i need a ride tho, and permission slips need to be signed
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