GTQ memes
Thread Topic: GTQ memes
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Ash: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Audrey: That's deep.
Cinna: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Audrey: That's deeper.
Elly: ...You guys are idiots. -
Elly: We need a way to lure in new customers?
Audrey: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!
Cinna: Ash bath water.
Ash: ABSOLUTELY NOT! -
Elly: You’re just being paranoid. Again.
Cinna: When have I been paranoid?
Elly: Um, when you first met Audrey you thought they were an undercover cop…?
Cinna: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera!
Elly: And last year you were sure Ash was a mermaid!
Cinna: They hate wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?!
*Later, when Cinna’s theory is proven wrong*
Elly: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Cinna: I still think Ash is a mermaid. -
¨hey i'm not that bad of a cook smh¨
spice, u tried to cook me once!!!!! -
Cinna: What’s up with Ash? She's been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Elly: They're just a little overwhelmed.
Cinna: Why?
Audrey: A girl smiled at her. -
Cinna: Where's Elly?
Audrey: Don't worry, I'll find them.
Audrey, shouting: Ash sucks!
Elly, distantly: Ash is a great person! f--- you!
Audrey: Found them. -
Ash: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Cinna: The cow??
Ash: What?
Elly: Cinna, W H Y? -
lol
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Ash: I’m gonna die alone.
Audrey: Ash, you’re not gonna die alone.
Ash: Elly, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake.
Cinna: Uh-huh. Why is that?
Ash: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face.
Ash: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man.
Ash: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN! -
June: *about Ash and (idk what to write)* They make a cute couple, huh?
Cinna: They certainly are standing next to each other. -
Cinna: What are you writing?
Cats: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.
June, looking over Cats's shoulder: This just says 'f--- around and find out' in calligraphy. -
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Loool
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(These are characters from a book I wrote on Q :D)
William: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Alex: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Mitsuni I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
*Later that night*
Alex, very much awake: Uh oh. -
Alex: So you like cats?
Mitsuni: Yeah.
Alex: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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