GTQ memes
Thread Topic: GTQ memes
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PART TWO OF THE POOL IG
Trem: Uh, June? Cats is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof.
June: What?
Tat: I think they meant, Cats is drowning.
June: WHAT?!
*Meanwhile*
Cats: *is drowning*
Danny: OH MY GOD, CATS! KEEP SWIMMING!
Cats: I can't swim, dumb---— *sinks*
Danny: CATS! -
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Trem: ARE YOU-
Brycen: f---ing.
Trem: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Brycen f---ing.
Trem: IDIOT!
Tat: …What was that?
Brycen: June banned Trem from swearing, so I’m helping him out. -
Cinna: Look guys, I need help.
Spice: Love help?
Brycen: Financial help?
June: Emotional help?
Cats: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Cats*
Cats: What? -
That moment when you realized you don't talk to enough people on here so everyone knows your name, but not who you are so you arent included: haha thoughts of talking to more people go brrr (this is like- 90 percent a meme, im gonna go make some actually funny ones now)
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Ash: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Cinna: Sure!
Cinna: What's your favorite color?
Ash, laser focused: Triangle. Do you like men? -
Cinna: Why are you like this??
Ash: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since. -
Cinna: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Audrey: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Ash: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Audrey: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Elly: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Audrey: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔 -
Generate Quote
Ash: *tapping fingers on table*
Cinna: *taps fingers back furiously*
Audrey: …What’s going on?
Elly: Morse code. They’re talking.
Ash: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -
Cinna: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK! -
Elly: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Audrey: Not if they consent to it.
Cinna: Depends on who your stabbing.
Ash: YES??!!? -
Cinna: Where the devil is Ash?
Elly: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?
Audrey: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat? -
Elly: *Gasp*
Audrey: wHAT??
Elly: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Audrey: *inhales*
Ash, in another room with Cinna: Why can I hear screeching? -
Generate Quote
Audrey: Those darn tall old people.
Cinna: Darn em' indeed.
Elly: Don't worry, they'll be gone soon enough.
Ash: *sharpening knife* Yes. Dead.
The Group:
Ash: Hahaha.
Ash: ...Is this self-destructive behaviour? -
Ash: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
Elly: Put spaghetti in it.
Ash: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
Cinna: Put spaghetti in it.
Ash: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
Audrey: Put spaghetti in it.
Ash: I am no longer taking suggestions. -
Audrey: What is love?
Cinna: An emotional minefield.
Elly: A neurochemical reaction.
Ash: Baby don't hurt me.
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