Chameleon Cafe
- Locked by DarkIsTheCat on Jul 29, '20 3:55pmReason: Owner's request.
Thread Topic: Chameleon Cafe
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I would like to have a thin slice of of organic bread with grilled paprika pastete on it please. Is that possible?
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I would like a small cheese pizza please.
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Here ya go.
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One caramel coffee, please, with extra whipped cream.
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Eggscuse me can I get some roadkill stew
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*looks over at you* Say what
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Heh, roadkill is our special! Glad you asked for it.
Here you go...
Sorry, Spice, all that Chef Garbage found in the trash today was mold growing on an old sock. He didn’t find any whipped cream. You’ve got two options-
Accept the mold as whipped cream
Or-
We can use the aged (non-fresh) radioactive whipped cream canister that we found a few years ago -
0 stars
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*Chef Raccoon inevitably kicks dragonsfire out the door and screeches at them to give us 5 stars. Or else....*
He’s got a blowtorch in his hands, I’d be careful -
-3 stars
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*Raccoon still has a blowtorch in his grubby little fingers.... 3 stars will not be enough*
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*He’s also got nasty, up brushed teeth. And if you rate us badly- he will bite you and give you rabies.*
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⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ stars.
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*Raccoon Chef hugs Candy and gives her a perfect frappe. (That he ordered from the better cafe nearby)*
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Yay!
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