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December 1, 2019 he said “I just took a piss and my balls smell like cheese sticks...I should shower”
LMAO did you not read through his entire post history ?? The best part is that out of his 3,689 friends zero of them like his mental thoughts statuses -
May 1, 2018 “ I just took a s--- and realized I didn’t have toilet paper you know what that means time to use my hand... yummy :)”
Sir your child was like three years old that year I can’t -
January 1, 2020 “b0ke my 3 year celibacy last night :) hope she doesn’t 3nD up pregnant I can barely feed 1”
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January 20, 2020 “1 think she might be pregnant... might pull a Kurt Cobain!!!!1!11!!!”
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June 24, 2020 “Might vote for trump because he is a kawaii Neko Dezu !!! (^U^)”
The more I scroll the more I want to cry I can’t believe you let this man be your love interest for 5 months of this year -
I lost half of my braincell count reading through his page and there were even more personal wtf is that moments on there that are just so off I don’t know what the point was
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His alter ego account is even more odd? Is odd even the right word? It just screams I’m not like other guys I’m a loner except I’m really not and I have 28 girls I’m talking to at once despite having a girlfriend because I’m a nice guy but I’m not a chad f--- chads I’m a soft boy that is nice to everyone type of feeling?
And how do I know you all may or may not be asking? Because cat girl cane to the rescue and together her and I master minded a plan and he failed. Did we want to see his member? No. Did we? Yes because he sent it as a way of thanking her for a compliment on how nice his eyes were. -
And that’s what is so odd like, we’re you not complaining on your other profile about how much you hated your junk because of genetics? So why show someone who was just complimenting you and being nice something that makes you really insecure?
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Was he expecting her to reply “ Awe he’s cute too 🥺💗😍🥵”
His brain omg galaxy big brain Russell Hartley on tiktok has nothing on him we are all peasants and useless at love compared to him -
He really said no one wants me despite having a girlfriend and side girls? Do other personalities not know an SO exists? I think they do but he was just waiting for compliments and compliments rolled I’m alright
killing my braincells thinking about this hot mess I’m just glad he’s just out of your life and I really hope you listen to us when we panic and tell you something is off about someone -
I’m still cracking up at the stupidity of his names adding up to be the ultimate emo icon of 2006 I really wish I could name drop him but I can’t because when you look it up and then my state you find his twitter which is an even bigger s--- show , his Facebook, and his address that this lovely amazing ken doll status gorgeous would definitely go gay for him and his 56 inch long penis man has right smack in the front page of his Facebook bio because he wants his friends to send him letters
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Did I forget to say that? He made a status about how he read about how ftm get their reconstruction from their forearms and other areas of skin with similar tissue he said he would like to have that done to him but to make it a foot so that his baby mama would come back and not hate him for “being white”
I can’t I am genuinely disappointed you wasted 5 months of your life with this dude. At least he said he wanted abstinence because he didn’t want kids.
But we all know the real reason was because he already had one and also the pregnancy scare of January he mentioned which you would have known about if you had him added on Facebook instead of Instagram where he flexes his muscles and stares at you with his lifeless grey eyes -
Disney adults are so pure good for you, find the thing that makes you happy
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Can you stop jerking off in public you’re going to get all of us arrested for your exhibitionist kink ffs
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It’s not even funny literally all of us are uncomfortable and you’re just going to town with your board on top as if that’s going to make it less noticeable
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