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Good luck trying to find her on social media she has it and she is moderately successful on it but she does not go by her first name she goes by her second and mother’s maiden name.
Now it’ a time for the girl’s version of this low budget netflix movie script
She basically said she saw a guy who looked familiar in the deodorant section so she made a turn there and pretended to look at hair dye that’s right next to it when she saw it was the guy that had obvious signs of having a crush on her in 10th grade she too was a f---ing clown and didn’t go up to talk to him because she was scared he wasn’t going to recognize her which is stupid because you dress the same and style your hair the same as you did in 10th grade except your band shirts are now metal and your hair is blue
But your face
It’s the f---ing same no makeup and heart birthmark under your eye you were an egirl before egirl existed
She said f--- it I’m in a hurry I need to go home so she disappeared into the self checkout line and then realized she was missing her roommate but her roommate was nowhere to be found and at the corner of her eye she saw that the guy was looking at her with sheep eyes you know exactly what eyes I’m talking about while she was looking for her roommate
An employee sees you looking suspicious so she walks up to help you are too shy to say no so you pretend to need help scanning a fruit code
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😐 that was... Interesting...
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Want to know the best part
I’m acquaintance to the guy and actually really good friends with the girl this happened to
They are both from my home town and I bumped into the guy up at a party when I was in college back there and I recommended him a few bands
The girl was super sweet and let me and Nathaniel crash at her place when we were in the process of transferring university and we were friends since senior year because we had 7th hour together
When she sent me a snap of the guy while she pretended to look at hair dye I immediately recognized him because that dude is super tall and dresses like a f---ing English teacher. Always in formal attire.
Can I possibly pay Cupid if I wanted to
Yes
Will I do it
No
Because I have connected people before and look what happened my best friend became an addict out of heartbreak. He’s almost clean now but I’m not going to risk it even though the guy seemed really nice on surface level I don’t know him enough to introduce them -
You’re really going to let yourself get heartbroken by a guy who joined the military and got engaged to get benefits and calls Donald Trump Daddy Trump at the age of 21 years old
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No I’m not saying he’s any better either
What I’m saying is you don’t actually have any feelings for the actual person you have feelings for the guy you created in your hand and let me tell you that image you have is not close to the real him
Especially someone who is openly into fetishizing a race -
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You’re 19 going on 20. f--- what your family says one of the very few great things about this country is that you can get married at any age you want. Hell Im almost 21 and I can’t see myself married I can’t see how you’re ready to pounce into that territory so young. Most people don’t get married until they’re borderline 30, -
* disclaimer you have to be 18 to marry but you get my point
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Jesus Christ you’re really going to search everyone because you lost your stupid password book
Who even wants your passwords you have like 10 followers on Instagram and 20 on tiktok why would we take the book
And didn’t you go see ready player one you should know that writing your passwords down physically is a stupid fast way to get hacked -
That’s what I thought I don’t have your stupid book and neither does Cat girl
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Why is she screaming like that she’s going to get us all in trouble jesus it sounds like you’re getting murdered
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YOUR f---ING ROOM SIDE IS A MESS AND EVERYTHING IS THE SAME COLOR
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I’m so sorry if that poor soul happens to be in the room this idiot was last in when she lost her book I don’t even want to hear the sounds she’s going to make
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It was on top of the kitchen counter all along and you still made us empty out our drawer and let you look under our beds
I f---ing hate this -
It’s because you’re pretty. You’re no longer kinda cute you’re pretty now.
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No I’m literally repeating to you what he said
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