New thread, new me.
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Thread Topic: New thread, new me.
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That's disgustingly boring, I'm sorry
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And it's 18 pages! They don't even do that except in college, and I'm in 8th grade! Some of my friends that are in highschool have their teachers worrying if a 4- page report is too long for the students.
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I liked last year's one better (I've done one for the past 3 years). It was on a country, and I chose Scotland.
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I guess I'll be prepared for when those come. At least it's not like Harry Potter, where it's measured by the inch. I don't think anyone would be ready for that.
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Ahh
Sorry I went somewhere idek -
It's fine. How you doin'?
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I'm okay! Hbu
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My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you.
Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"?
I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.
Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife.
"My what?"
Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please.
"Wtf is a poop knife?"
Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it.
He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my f---ed up family with their f---ed up bowels. FML -
Hey Paige, I hope you're ok I deleted disc. My exams gonna end tomorrow so I'll reinstall wp and disc and will add u on wp.
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>.>
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I'm good don't worry! Good luck on your exams!
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They canceled the school today because of the coronavirus so I have to wait to see what it's like
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ReeseButtercup NoviceHi Paige! I hope you're doing alright.
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Hi! How've you been? I'm okay
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ReeseButtercup NoviceHey! I'm alrigt.
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