Welcome to my planet~
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Thread Topic: Welcome to my planet~
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Who should you fight: AFK edition
Hydra: He's scrawny and solely lives off ramen, a stiff breeze could knock him over. Definitely fight Hydra.
Cerberus: Fight Cerberus. Yes, he's built like a brick s---house but he'll take your attempts to fight him in good nature. If you REALLY want to fight, he'll teach you.
Chimera: It will be an easy fight until he decides it won't be. Use caution.
Medusa: Do not fight Medusa. Do not even think about fighting Medusa. She will ruin your entire life.
Hades: If you fight Hades you'll enter the Underworld as a celebrity. Enjoy the fame before you have to sit in boiling oil for eternity.
MC: Do you have a death wish? DO NOT FIGHT THE MC.
May: You could beat up May, but you can't beat up all the people that follow her blog who are thirsty for fanfic. Do not fight May.
Cyprin: are you satan
Perseus: FIGHT PERSEUS. FIGHT THE f--- OUT OF PERSEUS.
Hercules: Distract him first by getting him to check his appearance, then kick him in the groin and run away.
Persephone: You can try fighting Persephone, but she'll talk you down and get you to confess what the real issue is. You will probably cry.
Helios: You could fight him but you'll invoke the wrath of his sister Selene.
Selene: Do not fight Selene. If you've already fought Helios she will hunt you down, beat you up, and humiliate you.
Erin: Fight Erin outside of her bar. She'll hand your ass to you but serve you a stiff drink afterwards.
Charybdis: It will be an interesting fight. She'll use the surroundings to her advantage. Choose your venue wisely.
Scylla: Fight Scylla, she'll make it an even fight. If you've already fought Erin, Scylla will take that personally and beat the crap out of you instead.
Aphrodite: Risk to reward ratio is incredibly low. Save yourself the time and punch yourself in the face instead.
Zeus: Definitely fight Zeus. Everyone wants you to fight Zeus. He'll curb stomp you but people will cheer you on and you'll walk away a legend.
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(I agree with the theory that this f---er can’t taste anything. )
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I’m a BFM
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A British Furniture Manufacturer?
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Big f---ing mood
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Fickle
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Oh my . It works
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I might make a mini series’s.
Court of the zodiac.
Or based on my possible d&d campaign if it actually goes ahead...I only have a single confirmed player, -
f---ing hell
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Sushi is good fight me
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It’s easy to beat, because I don’t need to continuously eat and eat to be done ya feel me?
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Hey
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Yeh
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f---ing done
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